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05 April 2008 @ 05:14 pm
acyclovir is my bitch  
My mobile phone's predictive text keeps refusing to spell fuck. (Also Waterford, but that's not such a tragedy). Motorola, I need this word in my life, okay.

I really want to go to the Honda Civic tour - although, that is the lamest name for a tour ever; Honda; you might as well call it the Fiat Punto tour - but apparently Honda have never heard of Europe. Also, My Chem are doing a concert on my birthday, but in Denver. I don't even know what that is. I would probably not be able to drive there, I imagine.

There's a point to be made here about how market forces shape your tastes and influences, but I'm just going to say that I'm amazed so many Irish kids go to America every summer and load up on Abercrombie and Fitch. Why would you do that when you could go to Hot Topic instead?

Must needs include some classic quotes from my last hospital rotation of the term. (My white coat has been retired for the summer. Can you spell Y-A-Y?)

My awesome friend: So, to avoid developing urinary tract infections, post-coital voiding is advised.
T-man, who's been going out with his girlfriend for three years: What's post-coital mean?

My other awesome friend: The prostate is basically the female clitoris.
Chew (really his name): I thought the prostate was the male equivalent of the uterus.
My other awesome friend: Only no. Because when you're pregnant you don't go around saying: ooh, kick me harder.
(My other awesome friend went to a quiz night in a gay bar and was introduced as 'the girl who likes a bit of fisting'. My respect for her just went nova.)

In case you're wondering: yes. All my conversations with medheads revolve around sex or, failing that, porn.

Someone please prod me to finish my Big Bang fic. I have a thousand words to go and my head is writing Ryan/Brendon AUs instead. NOT HELPING, BRAIN.
 
 
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every Starbucks should have a polar bear: Heart treescoradh on April 5th, 2008 08:56 pm (UTC)
Although I do love a bit of Bandom.

OH GOOD, does this mean you'll read 14,000 words of 10 Things I Hate About You AU?

Sigh. You're such a dictator. *opens file*
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(no subject) - scoradh on April 5th, 2008 10:21 pm (UTC) (Expand)
Gossgossymer on April 5th, 2008 05:12 pm (UTC)
I almost wrote A&F>Hot Topic but then I remember A&F is bloody expensive so, nevermind. I'm one of those peeps whose best items are from petite sophisticate and macys and dillards...

*pokes* Finish Big Bang! FINISH IT I SAY.

(I'd totally mae you a layout or something if that would be incentive enough)
every Starbucks should have a polar bear: FOB: Pete taken advantage ofscoradh on April 5th, 2008 08:59 pm (UTC)
Yeahbut, from what I can see A&F is just plain stuff with A&F logos on. HT has CHAINS and FISHNETS and SKULLS OMG. Plus, everyone here who wears A&F is a tool, and that is why they wear it.

I WILL I SWEARZ.

Are you saying my knitting needle thing doesn't have anything to do with me or my interests? Because ... that's true. I do have this picture I'd love to have made into a header, but, heh, the ball of wool will satisfy me. Yeah.
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themadpokerthemadpoker on April 5th, 2008 05:23 pm (UTC)
Maybe you should just go ahead and write that AU. You know, just to get it out of your brain so you have room for the Big Bang fic. =D

Ulterior motives? I know not these ulterior motives you speak of. >D
every Starbucks should have a polar bear: FOB: Pete + Joe + joyfacesscoradh on April 5th, 2008 09:01 pm (UTC)
It's ALREADY WRITING ITSELF *tragicface* - not to mention the other 14,000 word multibandom one that's already written and just needs to be American-picked before posting. (There's more to being American than calling trousers pants, WHO KNEW?)

That basically commits you to reading that monstrosity when I post it, you realise.
meddie_flowmeddie_flow on April 5th, 2008 05:58 pm (UTC)
All right, all right, Big Bang, Ryan/Brendon, that is all nice and peachy, but what about Albus/Scorpius?

(and no, that isn't all I understood from your post: it was funny. but i am desperate :)
every Starbucks should have a polar bear: ASS: landscape scenescoradh on April 5th, 2008 09:03 pm (UTC)
All right, all right, Big Bang, Ryan/Brendon, that is all nice and peachy, but what about Albus/Scorpius?

I KNOW, I KNOW. *fails at life*

It's not abandoned, just on hiatus, if that's any consolation? Probably not. I wish I controlled my own brain, too.
Daisy-chama: Tenipuri - Sanada x Oshitari - luuuurvedaisy_chan on April 5th, 2008 06:46 pm (UTC)
Oh, just crack out your thousand words and you're done. Then you can write Three Steps Back whatever you want! ^^
every Starbucks should have a polar bear: Enchanted parasolscoradh on April 5th, 2008 09:04 pm (UTC)
Why is it so hard, why.

On it like a rash, too. If it weren't for the damn, you know, coursework...
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My imaginary friend thinks I'm brilliant.: House-Bros Before Hoslanitha on April 5th, 2008 07:46 pm (UTC)
acyclovir is my bitch

Word.
I hates Herpes Simplex...

Go finish your Big Bang fic!!!
*shakes fist*
every Starbucks should have a polar bear: House: ;( facescoradh on April 5th, 2008 09:05 pm (UTC)
lol, I'll never forget that again!

*quails*
murklinsmurklins on April 5th, 2008 09:14 pm (UTC)
I'm pretty sure my mobile *only* knows how to spell fuck. If you type in "holy" it tries to make the next word "fuck." Perhaps I should turn off the setting that lets it learn from previous messages.

Are you talking about HP big bang? Because you really need to finish that so you can move on to bandom I can read it!

every Starbucks should have a polar bear: MCR: red tiesscoradh on April 5th, 2008 10:23 pm (UTC)
I wish mine would learn from previous messages! It's like some kind of fundamentalist theologist's phone.

I know, I know. It just wants to end now, though, and it's too short.

Bandom's the one thing I have plenty written about, even though it's not needed at all. grrgrr.
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Geoviki: animals - woot - tortoisegeoviki on April 5th, 2008 09:37 pm (UTC)
Also, My Chem are doing a concert on my birthday, but in Denver. I don't even know what that is.

It's where I live, of course!

I managed to convince a Mancunian that it was not so very far from Chicago. Let's see if you'll bite: It's so close to NYC that you'll be here in hours if you fly there first. Note that I did not specify exactly how many hours. (Because the moon is only hours away, too, just a damn lot of them.)
every Starbucks should have a polar bear: MCR: Frank + Gerard + goofy laughingscoradh on April 5th, 2008 10:25 pm (UTC)
Oh wow, real place!

It really blows, because I am such a fangirl that I would actually prevail upon your hospitality if I thought I could go. But, a) it's a week away, and b) I have exams in three weeks. Maybe if they come back to Denver or something. Or if I inherit a goldmine.
freddie_mac: batman_face palmfreddie_mac on April 5th, 2008 09:38 pm (UTC)
"Also, My Chem are doing a concert on my birthday, but in Denver. I don't even know what that is. I would probably not be able to drive there, I imagine."

Hmm. I'd love to see you try driving across (or would it be under) the Atlantic, and then across 2/3 of the US, up into the Rocky Mountains to Colorado. Not saying it can't be done of course, but I'd be a very intrigued spectator.

Prodding for more AS/S when RL settles down, or at least becomes predictably chaotic. I'm one of those people who likes to plan my spontaniety, so of course predictable chaos makes sense to me :)
every Starbucks should have a polar bear: Discworld: Ponder Stibbonsscoradh on April 5th, 2008 10:27 pm (UTC)
One day it will be done! Then I will post it to Youtube and spam you with email links. Always presuming I don't drown first.

I do really want to write it, but right now the only thing biting is bandom. It would be nice to have predictable anything in my brain, even chaos.
mrsquizzical: spencermrsquizzical on April 5th, 2008 09:50 pm (UTC)
if.. you write.. bandom... *dies*.

(write the other thing as well. just to get it out of your system, yeah? :~D)

there is a chance i'm going to panic's aussie tour. with tai and cobra starship. *hopes*
every Starbucks should have a polar bear: P!ATD: squaresscoradh on April 5th, 2008 10:30 pm (UTC)
If? It's already happened, dude!

YES I WANT TO BUT DEAR GOD IN HEAVEN THE WORDS WON'T COME.

*sobs* ihateyouihateyou. GABE!
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Margravine Palavar: goth juicemargravine on April 5th, 2008 10:08 pm (UTC)
Honda Civic Tour? The marketing people just aren't even trying anymore are they?

Irish teenagers are seriously coming here for the Abercrombie? I've always thought they charge an awful lot for clothes that appear to have been laundered with rocks, lye and sandpaper. Of course back in the primitive early '90s when I was a teenager I had to painstakingly mutilate my own jeans, so I'm just chock a block with old-fangled notions. I would have sold my kidneys for something like Hot Topic when I was 14 though.

I'll gladly prod you to make with the Big Bang already. I have no idea what a Ryan/Brendon AU is though so I can't claim to know if your brain is right to want such a thing.

Also, "ooh kick me harder" made me laugh quite a bit.
every Starbucks should have a polar bear: PATD: Ryroscoradh on April 5th, 2008 10:33 pm (UTC)
I know. All these alt and punk rock bands, and they call it after a mom car.

You better believe it. The hoodies and tshirts are just the most shapeless things ever, but boy, do they sport them with pride.

I went into paroxysms of joy over HT's online shop. And ordered a hundred dollars' worth of merch. (Good thing that's only sixty euro!)

*points to icon* Well, that's a Ryan. Big Bang has tenure, though, seriously.

You should have seen me when it happened ... all *flaily hands* and 'I have got to put this on the internet!'
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(Anonymous) on April 5th, 2008 11:18 pm (UTC)
Do ya mean the male equivalent of the uterus? Or did I just fail Human Development?

xxx
-anon. medic
every Starbucks should have a polar bear: Grey's Anatomy: bluescoradh on April 6th, 2008 12:20 am (UTC)
LOL YES! *edits* I'm so stoopid.
Sereniaserenia on April 6th, 2008 01:59 am (UTC)
ROFL @ the prostate one. Had a mental image of a guy growing a baby there! XD
every Starbucks should have a polar bear: Bookishscoradh on April 6th, 2008 08:15 pm (UTC)
It would have to be a really tiny baby. Like, a homunculus.