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11 April 2008 @ 10:15 am
complicated, x-rated  
me: Oh, a squishy baby!
delly: You. Like babies?
em: There’s a difference between liking babies and wanting them.
delly: Stats have eaten my brain … I thought you said there was a differential.
me: Yeah: the differential between seeing a cute baby and popping one out of your VAGINA.

It’s not that my brain makes my mouth say things like this. It’s that my brain makes my mouth say things like this when there are hot guys right behind me.
 
 
Current Mood: embarrassedembarrassed
Current Music: hurts so good (john mellencamp)
 
 
 
Sereniaserenia on April 11th, 2008 09:37 am (UTC)
*grin*
I have never been comfortable around kids. I was counting on it being a skill that comes automatically with motherhood!
I think it has, fortunately, or I'd be in big trouble!
every Starbucks should have a polar bear: MCR: Frankieeeescoradh on April 11th, 2008 09:43 am (UTC)
Wow, that's good to hear. Maybe not theory I'll ever need to put into practice, but still! :D
jehnt: sga - ronon - facepalmjehnt on April 11th, 2008 02:07 pm (UTC)
It's okay; one time one of my friends was vaguely alluding to yeast infections and I said that people usually got them because they were shoving junk up their vagina that wasn't supposed to be there. And then I said something like, "vagina is for COCK AND BABIES! If there's anything else* up in there, YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG." And of course, right before I said that, it got quiet in the room and EVERYONE HEARD ME. So yeah. Substantially awkward. At least you didn't yell about cock?

*okay, limited other things, but a disclaimer didn't fit the tone of my comment.
every Starbucks should have a polar bear: Heart treescoradh on April 11th, 2008 04:55 pm (UTC)
I've come close enough to it on several occasions! But at least within the context of a discussion about, what else, sex - like replacing car airbags with condoms and so on. At least vagina is not actually a 'bad' word, even if it is kind of icky.

limited other things

Like asparagus!
The Fancatus Bureau of Incestbalefully on April 11th, 2008 03:44 pm (UTC)
Ahahahaa I read that as POOPING one out of your vagina. I think that is much more apropos.
every Starbucks should have a polar bear: Converse kissscoradh on April 11th, 2008 04:56 pm (UTC)
It's definitely within the same spectrum of ... muscular activity, lol. :D
hiko73hiko73 on April 11th, 2008 04:30 pm (UTC)
Awesome! I must say this made my morning ;)
I say shite like this all the time too!
Love it ;)
every Starbucks should have a polar bear: MCR: red tiesscoradh on April 11th, 2008 04:57 pm (UTC)
Awesome! (Because it definitely didn't make mine.)

Tank Girl - great-o film.
Emo Spicy: U Go Grlemo_spicy on April 11th, 2008 07:52 pm (UTC)
lolz
every Starbucks should have a polar bear: Balloonsscoradh on April 11th, 2008 10:44 pm (UTC)
I know right?
starts with k: Yasu // smuganyotherknight on April 11th, 2008 08:19 pm (UTC)
I for one love that you say things like that aloud.
every Starbucks should have a polar bear: FOB: Andy lol'dscoradh on April 11th, 2008 10:46 pm (UTC)
Oh, I say awful things like that all the time. It was the hot guy factor that threw a spanner in the works.
starts with k: Ender // Conscienceless guiltanyotherknight on April 12th, 2008 12:47 am (UTC)
Well, yes, but still. The amused fondness is there.
every Starbucks should have a polar bear: MCR: French pirate Mikeyscoradh on April 12th, 2008 12:56 pm (UTC)
Well, I'm glad! My friends tend to be all horrified or 'hur, are you on drugs?'
Matchy西matchynishi on April 11th, 2008 11:34 pm (UTC)
you are so hilarious slkdfj THE HOT GUYS MAY THINK YOU'RE HILARIOUS TOO :D :D :D
every Starbucks should have a polar bear: Converse kissscoradh on April 12th, 2008 12:53 pm (UTC)
But boys don't want girls to be funny? Or they define funny as 'laughing at MY jokes'.

O WELL.
moocowmisconstrue on April 12th, 2008 05:28 pm (UTC)
It could be worse...you could have said it TO them.
every Starbucks should have a polar bear: CS+TAI: Gabe+Williamscoradh on April 12th, 2008 06:03 pm (UTC)
Thank god for small mercies, I suppose!
Goss: cake - candlesgossymer on April 14th, 2008 05:52 am (UTC)
HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Hope you get cake :) And gifties. And ok, just have a really great day ^__^

*MEGA GLOMP*
every Starbucks should have a polar bear: P!ATD: &hearts Brendonscoradh on April 14th, 2008 01:57 pm (UTC)
You remembered all on your own! Super win. :DD

No cake so far, but hopefully...? Also hot chocolate made of real, melted chocolate. *salivates*