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09 September 2008 @ 08:52 pm
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I MUST NOT FALL FOR MY INTERN.

I MUST NOT FALL FOR MY INTERN.

OH GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD.

(Speaking of God - I said 'Oh God' at one point, the consultant said 'You can just call me Mr O'Sullivan', that's not the point of this story - I had a long debate about Islam V Atheism, which, I don't care, I have now decided deserves a capital, with my Muslim partner. I can never get vitriolic about religion around people who are actually religious. I wonder why that is?)

But we had lunch with him and the only reason I don't run my mouth, with anyone, is because I'm grumpy. I was grumpy. I also talked too much. Not really to him, always, but he was sitting across from me and we were eating the same sandwich. The same make, I mean - the selection isn't vast - not the same one. He kept kind of resting his hands on my part of the table? So I had to sit with my hands on my lap so I wouldn't knock his? I don't even know. I probably wouldn't have noticed that if he didn't have such pretty eyes and oh, lips.

(It's really bad when you imagine kissing someone you have to work with the next day.

Never mind the girlfriend factor. Which is an invariably serious factor, because it seems no girl ever stops dating a doctor or medical student once she has him.)

So very, very dead.
 
 
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&helena;uminohikari on September 9th, 2008 08:14 pm (UTC)
Aww, *pets*
every Starbucks should have a polar bear: Art: bandsscoradh on September 9th, 2008 08:23 pm (UTC)
MEH.
OkyDokyokydoky on September 9th, 2008 08:21 pm (UTC)
.. Was it a nice sandwich?
every Starbucks should have a polar bear: Art: converse prettyscoradh on September 9th, 2008 08:22 pm (UTC)
Actually no, it was totally mank. Drowned in a sea of mayo - what a way to go.
(no subject) - okydoky on September 9th, 2008 08:33 pm (UTC) (Expand)
trichinopoly ash: antm: elinaaldehyde on September 9th, 2008 08:37 pm (UTC)
*is curious about your islam vs. atheism debate*

awwwh *smooshes you* i thought i would have a mild workplace!crush on a colleague [despite being one of those girls who has snagged a med school bf] but he turned out to be a bit of a twit. so i was Quite Relieved.
every Starbucks should have a polar bear: Art: black catscoradh on September 9th, 2008 08:43 pm (UTC)
It boiled down to the idea of doing good to please God so he'll be good to you, the Koran being a guide for life, religion giving life meaning and purpose (on her side), and the darkness and cruelty but ultimately (imo) freedom of atheism (on mine). I think religion is the most divisive factor in humanity ... even when wielded as mildly and well as she does.

I'm pretty sure this one will be a twit, too; sadly, that never causes my interest to abate. I wish it did!
(no subject) - aldehyde on September 9th, 2008 08:52 pm (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - catsmeat on September 10th, 2008 09:30 am (UTC) (Expand)
mrsquizzical: harryronboyshappyhugmrsquizzical on September 9th, 2008 09:05 pm (UTC)
awwww honey.
every Starbucks should have a polar bear: Austen with a bookscoradh on September 10th, 2008 07:38 pm (UTC)
*stabbity self*
oopsoddishly on September 9th, 2008 09:05 pm (UTC)
He kept kind of resting his hands on my part of the table? So I had to sit with my hands on my lap so I wouldn't knock his?

Heh. I reckon every girl, ever, will know what you're talking about here, and every boy, ever, will have ... not the foggiest.

Crush!politics are so much fun. ;)
every Starbucks should have a polar bear: bands: Hush Sound: haystacksscoradh on September 10th, 2008 07:40 pm (UTC)
It's like the way they always sit with their legs spread at a 180 degree angle, to ... leave room for their enormously enormous (not) dicks?

Fun is perhaps not the word I'd have chosen.
(no subject) - oddishly on September 10th, 2008 10:26 pm (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - scoradh on September 11th, 2008 07:10 pm (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - oddishly on September 11th, 2008 09:42 pm (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - scoradh on September 12th, 2008 12:25 pm (UTC) (Expand)
Racey Laceyklasie on September 9th, 2008 09:27 pm (UTC)
Wow. Poor intern-guy.
every Starbucks should have a polar bear: bands: FOB: Pete the dinosaurscoradh on September 10th, 2008 07:40 pm (UTC)
Gee. Thanks.
a work in progresswintersjuly on September 10th, 2008 05:19 am (UTC)
oh honey ): *squeezes*
every Starbucks should have a polar bear: Balloonsscoradh on September 10th, 2008 07:41 pm (UTC)
Urg, why don't brains come with off buttons?
Lord Marmaduke Newbrycatsmeat on September 10th, 2008 09:24 am (UTC)
I'm trying not to laugh, because that would be too cruel.

Maybe a giggle?

With the hand thing, if someone does that with me I usually just grab their hand and make eyes at them until they're creeped out enough that they won't do it again. Of course, doing that to your Intern would probably have been a bad idea.
every Starbucks should have a polar bear: Attention bunnyscoradh on September 10th, 2008 07:42 pm (UTC)
I don't see what's funny about my INNER PAIN.

Well ... how do I put this ... yes. It is perhaps fortunate that the hospital has no psych ward, because. Just because.
(no subject) - catsmeat on September 11th, 2008 09:59 am (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - scoradh on September 11th, 2008 07:41 pm (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - catsmeat on September 12th, 2008 07:44 am (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - scoradh on September 12th, 2008 11:55 am (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - catsmeat on September 12th, 2008 12:32 pm (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - scoradh on September 14th, 2008 06:33 pm (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - catsmeat on September 15th, 2008 08:29 am (UTC) (Expand)
girl; obsessed: bandom - pretty boys with pretty tatooscomplications_g on September 10th, 2008 12:06 pm (UTC)
Gah, don't hate me, but your life is so awesomely amusing to me!

;)

every Starbucks should have a polar bear: Art: scarfscoradh on September 10th, 2008 07:44 pm (UTC)
That's ... okay. From this side it's very boring - trust me - with small intervals of dire humiliation, like that one.
(no subject) - complications_g on September 10th, 2008 07:47 pm (UTC) (Expand)
on a yellow spaceship: dodoo_glorianna on September 10th, 2008 01:45 pm (UTC)
Hahahaha. Oh. Dear. It seems then that we're in the same boat. Grab an oar my dear and let's try and row madly for the receding shore. :)

p.s. What does said intern look like???
every Starbucks should have a polar bear: Art: socksscoradh on September 10th, 2008 07:45 pm (UTC)
Oooh, he's cute cute. Like, longish black hair, blue eyes, tanned, nice teeth. Not conventionally gorgeous, but he's been really nice in a non-condescending way, which is a gold-dust personality in hospitals.

You got an intern too? Sigh.
(no subject) - o_glorianna on September 11th, 2008 04:16 am (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - scoradh on September 11th, 2008 07:12 pm (UTC) (Expand)
dirtylaugh: cassiekissdirtylaugh on September 10th, 2008 07:04 pm (UTC)
we were eating the same sandwich
Brilliant visual.

All you need to do is slowly and gradually raise the notch on your intimacy level with him, until you finally reach the point when you actually are eating the same sandwich. Simultaneously. From opposite sides of the table. With no hands. By then the girlfriend factor will be nonexistent.

Godspeed.
every Starbucks should have a polar bear: Art: fishscoradh on September 10th, 2008 07:47 pm (UTC)
Dude! I thought that only worked with spaghetti and meatballs. :P
(no subject) - dirtylaugh on September 11th, 2008 09:20 pm (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - scoradh on September 12th, 2008 11:55 am (UTC) (Expand)