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21 November 2008 @ 01:16 am
if i don't stop laughing i'll probably DIE  
So I totally went out clubbing tonight and made out with another guy. He's an electrician, y'all. And as for kissing ... well, put it this way: I would totally have let him fuck me against the wall. That good. (If I'd shaved my legs recently, that is.)

For fuck's sake - I spent YEARS of my life worrying about this shit, and it's this easy?

Yeah, nobody cares, do they? My bandom_solstice assignment is Brendon/Ryan fake dating! Arrgh! And yet, 1,120 words. Holla.
 
 
Current Mood: drunkdrunk
Current Music: you can't always get what you want (rolling stones)
 
 
 
peripatetic extemporizations: Brendon Ryan thumbs uphatoyona on November 21st, 2008 01:21 am (UTC)
I NEVER WANT TO SPEAK TO YOU AGAIN. WHERE IS THE SOLIDARITY, SISTER??

No jk that is awesome! :D Thumbs up.
every Starbucks should have a polar bear: Kitties: hammockscoradh on November 21st, 2008 01:30 am (UTC)
Regarding the kissing or the shaving of legs? I MUST KNOW! (Anyway, it was an experiment; the ball dude was pretty bad. Washing machine technique, etc.)

Yum, it kind of was. :D So obviously, I must tell the internet all about it.
(no subject) - hatoyona on November 21st, 2008 01:32 am (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - scoradh on November 21st, 2008 01:35 am (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - hatoyona on November 21st, 2008 04:25 am (UTC) (Expand)
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(no subject) - hatoyona on November 21st, 2008 04:33 pm (UTC) (Expand)
girl; obsessed: bandom - tilty boycomplications_g on November 21st, 2008 01:26 am (UTC)
Hey, that's awesome!

And yay, I love fake dating!
every Starbucks should have a polar bear: Bands: Hush Sound Greta redscoradh on November 21st, 2008 01:29 am (UTC)
Yes, tongues are not so bad after all! I am glad to possess this knowledge.

Oof, it's hard not to be cliche though. O WELL.
(no subject) - complications_g on November 21st, 2008 01:33 am (UTC) (Expand)
light cascading through the window: Don't panic!emilyenrose on November 21st, 2008 01:28 am (UTC)
...it's really that easy? Wow. I think I'm jealous right now, dude. :D
every Starbucks should have a polar bear: Art: Heart treescoradh on November 21st, 2008 01:31 am (UTC)
Yeah, it's kind of ... insane? Like, I invited this bunch of dudes to sit at our table and two of them ended up 'fighting' over me and internally I was all 'lol, I'm wearing a five euro top from A Wear.' All it takes is being totally forward. And drunk. Boy, does that help.
murklins: high fivemurklins on November 21st, 2008 01:38 am (UTC)
OMG, yes, it is totally that easy! Getting drunk and making out with people is exactly how all of my relationships began. I regret none of it! Even though I probably should maybe frown upon some parts, but I defiantly do not.

HA! So it totally was that other guy's shitty kissing technique. YAY KISSING NOT ENTIRELY CONDEMNED FOREVER.
every Starbucks should have a polar bear: bands: PATD: fangirl Petescoradh on November 21st, 2008 08:16 am (UTC)
I'm not even looking for a relationship, lol. (Okay, maybe getting laid ... but that requires a lot of effort unless you go the one night stand route, which. No.)

I KNOW HE WAS SO MUCH BETTER. Unlike the other guy he kept stopping to talk, which I suppose is nicer? But I was like STFU AND KISS ME AGAIN, AND DO THAT TONGUE THING.
(no subject) - murklins on November 21st, 2008 10:16 am (UTC) (Expand)
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Kladyphoenixia on November 21st, 2008 01:56 am (UTC)
I know, i surprised me too... it really IS that easy, or at least the kissing part is. I found the finding relationships part slightly harder, haha.

Aaand... I've never shaved my legs? Because i have pale leg hair so not tooo noticeable, and am super lazy. Heh.
every Starbucks should have a polar bear: Art: kissing legsscoradh on November 21st, 2008 08:17 am (UTC)
Like I said to murklins, I'm not entirely sure I want a relationship. Like, you have to think about someone else so much. Granted, you do that in a crush, but in my imagination people are never boring or whiny. IDEK, what am I saying?

Mine weren't very dark to begin with, but you can't stop shaving once you've started. OOPS.
allyndra: Panicallyndra on November 21st, 2008 01:59 am (UTC)
w00t!!! Yay for kissing and hotness!

I got Jon/Brendon, truth or dare for my prompt. I'm excited about it. I spent, like, half of last night watching videos of old Panic interviews (and justifying it to myself as research) so I could laugh at their extreme dorkitude. :o)
every Starbucks should have a polar bear: bands: CS+TAI: stripey hoodie Gabescoradh on November 21st, 2008 08:18 am (UTC)
heeeeeeeeeeeeeee. Is all I can say.

You're so lucky that you can watch them! I've only managed about three, and I had to psych myself into it for ages beforehand ... I'm not sure why. It's kind of like, OH GOD, THEY'RE ACTUALLY REAL, or something.
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every Starbucks should have a polar bear: Art: deerscoradh on November 21st, 2008 08:19 am (UTC)
NEVAIR! Evil is my only colour. :DDD
Neeryneery on November 21st, 2008 02:33 am (UTC)
Boys are totally not going to care about leg hair if they can get laid!

And, yeah, it gets easier once one learns to be forward. EXCEPT FOR WHEN IT ISN'T, like in the cases where it actually really matters. Being forward with the boy of your dreams: ARGH NO NO NO BUT WHAT IF HE DOESN'T LIKE ME LIKE THAT!
every Starbucks should have a polar bear: Bands: PATD Ryan's back b&wscoradh on November 21st, 2008 08:20 am (UTC)
Mmmm, but. I care? :D

Yeah, at the moment I'm all about the casual hookups. I thought I was about boys of my dreams until I did it and then I was like: more! variety! yay!

I would probably be a slut if I had more conviction, lol.
moocow: [DrW] Fantastic!misconstrue on November 21st, 2008 02:55 am (UTC)
10 points to Gryffindor. :}
every Starbucks should have a polar bear: bands: PATD: Ryan's geetarscoradh on November 21st, 2008 08:20 am (UTC)
You mean Ravenclaw. ;P
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every Starbucks should have a polar bear: Art: skirtscoradh on November 21st, 2008 08:21 am (UTC)
hehehe but am I ever regretting that last (two) WKD, omg.
mrsquizzical: potter deamuskisstonguemrsquizzical on November 21st, 2008 03:18 am (UTC)
yes! the last bloke was just Doing It Wrong.

now. don't get carried away with your newfound confidence. keep it fun.

:~D
every Starbucks should have a polar bear: Art: hipposcoradh on November 21st, 2008 08:21 am (UTC)
Oh yes. Fun is how we operate. (I take it you mean don't be stupid and have sex without a condom, or something? Yeah, I think I'll be okay there. :D)

(no subject) - mrsquizzical on November 21st, 2008 08:32 am (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - scoradh on November 21st, 2008 01:14 pm (UTC) (Expand)
Liblibgirl on November 21st, 2008 03:38 am (UTC)
Yeah, nobody cares, do they? My [info]bandom_solstice assignment is Brendon/Ryan fake dating! Arrgh! And yet, 1,120 words. Holla.

So, um, yeah, I think you should definitely work on that some more because that's one of my all-time-favorite cliches!

Also, YAY for having fun and going out. :D
every Starbucks should have a polar bear: Art: Heart treescoradh on November 21st, 2008 08:22 am (UTC)
That's why I'm kind of scared! People need cliches to be really good to swallow them.

I should maybe do some market research ... go to a gay club or something ... would that be Wrong? ;P
o hulloah!: ppl; a lady indeedbogged on November 21st, 2008 03:44 am (UTC)
I predict unstoppable force-age. Do you believe now that you are a total fox? :P

OH AND JUST A LITTLE OL' PS: I am going to be in the UK for a good portion of the summer... hmmmmmmmmmm.
every Starbucks should have a polar bear: Art: Bollywoodscoradh on November 21st, 2008 08:23 am (UTC)
Definitely when both halves of the equation are mildly inebriated, at least.

OOOOOOOHHHH, which parts? Ireland is not technically the UK, of course. ;D
(no subject) - bogged on November 21st, 2008 08:31 am (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - scoradh on November 21st, 2008 01:13 pm (UTC) (Expand)
trichinopoly ash: antm: sheenaaldehyde on November 21st, 2008 03:45 am (UTC)
eheh sounds like fun. THAT GOOD AT KISSING, EH! yum yum.
whatever happened to that other dude you were into though?
every Starbucks should have a polar bear: Art: converse prettyscoradh on November 21st, 2008 08:23 am (UTC)
l.o.l. :D

Oh, I wasn't into him. We just made out. When I sobered up I was basically OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE. Fun times.
(no subject) - aldehyde on November 21st, 2008 12:41 pm (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - scoradh on November 21st, 2008 01:12 pm (UTC) (Expand)
Sereniaserenia on November 21st, 2008 04:16 am (UTC)
*sigh* Sometimes I miss the single life!
every Starbucks should have a polar bear: Art: frangipaniscoradh on November 21st, 2008 08:24 am (UTC)
I'm sure coupledom has some benefits! I wouldn't actually know. *sadface*