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26 January 2009 @ 11:16 pm
she describes every man she sees as 'terribly attractive'  
In Ryan Ross' latest blog, he mentions moving to California. This baffled me for a good FIVE MINUTES.

My head: But he already lives in Vegas!

Nevada, California, different states, hello to the stupid fairy who's renting my brain.

I've decided to do that 'Which 15 celebrities would you fuck immediately and without payment or whatever' meme. Of course this is hilarous on many many levels, but I'm always accused of liking pretty boys. People should have a look and tell me if that's true, or if I even have a type.



One

The Boy. Sure, he's not a celebrity - except in my journal - but he looks like one, and I'd do him preferentially over anyone in the world, so.

He strongly resembles Peter Sarsgaard.



Two

Ryan Ross. What, this was a surprise?



Three

Brendon Urie. (Maybe I do have a weakness for pretty, actually.) Mainly on the premise that he and Ryan might come as a matched pair...



Four

Pete Wentz, ilu like burning. Never change! (Also: wow, I'm shallow.)



Five

Russell Brand is sex on a stick + ten tonnes of hairgel. I am in AWE. RR, please take note.



Six

Chuck Bass Ed Westwick. Do I even need to explain Chuck Bass this?



Seven

Gabe Saporta. Because he'd make you laugh as well.



Eight

Adrian Grenier. Pretty curls and bonus geetar! Entourage/Bandom crossover! Just sayin'...



Nine

Justin Timberlake. idek, it just seems like he'd be really good in bed? After all, he did bring sexy back...



Ten

Hugh Laurie. Fabulous, fabulous man.



Eleven

Aiden Gillen. Ireland, represent!



Twelve

James Purefoy. There was a nekkid shot of him in Rome. No more need be said.



Thirteen

Nick Wheeler. I don't know much about AAR, but boy he's cute.



Fourteen

Katy Perry*.



Fifteen

Rachel McAdams*.



*Granted, here 'having wild hot monkey sex' would really translate to 'hanging out and talking about awesome shoes,' but whatever, they're celebs and it's my list!
 
 
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allyndra: Vinceallyndra on January 27th, 2009 12:04 am (UTC)
I am unrepentantly shallow, and I agree with most of your choices. But I just do not get Russell Brand. It does not compute.

RE the Nevada-California thing: I'm always kind of shocked by how many people living in other countries have a decent grasp on American geography. We're so ethnocentric here; most people don't even know the names of any UK counties, much less their locations. Nevada and California aren't all that far apart, in the grand scheme of things.
every Starbucks should have a polar bear: Gossip Girl: Chuck & Ericscoradh on January 27th, 2009 12:09 am (UTC)
Have you ever seen his films or his stand-up? There's a part of Living Life Live (or, uh, whatever) where he simulates an orgasm and OMG NO PORN IS HOTTER.

Heh, when I moved to Ireland from Australia my goodbye card had lots of messages like 'Have fun in the islands!' I really fancy America, so I make an effort not to dismiss it.
OkyDokyokydoky on January 27th, 2009 12:09 am (UTC)
You so have a type. It is very similar to my type... very similar indeed.
every Starbucks should have a polar bear: I'd tap that ♥scoradh on January 27th, 2009 12:10 am (UTC)
Curly hair? :D I do love curly-headed boys...
OkyDokyokydoky on January 27th, 2009 12:18 am (UTC)
I don't understand why dark curly haired boys don't do it for EVERYBODY. But, more for us I guess :| haha
every Starbucks should have a polar bear: bands Cobra toothbrush Gabescoradh on January 27th, 2009 12:20 am (UTC)
I LIKE YOUR THINKING. :D
&helena;uminohikari on January 27th, 2009 12:32 am (UTC)
Dark, curly hair! And either very pretty boy, or with mustaches.
every Starbucks should have a polar bear: Art: b&w kissesscoradh on January 27th, 2009 12:38 am (UTC)
Oh, I don't like moustaches ... but stubble, though!
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every Starbucks should have a polar bear: Art: bandsscoradh on January 27th, 2009 11:01 pm (UTC)
I guess your taste is not to be replied upon?

I think she's gorgeous - and what style.

Cute cat!
Liblibgirl on January 27th, 2009 02:41 am (UTC)
Just a fly-by comment to say....

We have similar taste in pretty--and Aiden Gillen. OMG. LIKE WHOA. (ILU Stuart!) ;)

every Starbucks should have a polar bear: Art: converse prettyscoradh on January 27th, 2009 11:01 pm (UTC)
STUART ALLEN JONES, BABY. :DDD
mrsquizzical: bandom hush sound greta pianomrsquizzical on January 27th, 2009 04:11 am (UTC)
i like your list!
every Starbucks should have a polar bear: Art: maskscoradh on January 27th, 2009 11:02 pm (UTC)
SO DO I LOL
No Apologiesaidenfire on January 27th, 2009 06:27 am (UTC)
OK so, your The Boy looks a whole lot like my That Boy I'd Been Seeing, only older. Compare/contrast: http://photos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v236/82/56/683950074/n683950074_2811990_3191.jpg
every Starbucks should have a polar bear: Art: pre-raphelitescoradh on January 27th, 2009 11:06 pm (UTC)
There is a really strong resemblance there! Although, I'm sorry this post seems to have stirred up bad feelings for you? D:
No Apologiesaidenfire on January 27th, 2009 11:11 pm (UTC)
oh no, it wasn't this post, I was thinking about him already. sad day. :(
every Starbucks should have a polar bearscoradh on January 27th, 2009 11:15 pm (UTC)
I know those. *hugs*
Lord Marmaduke Newbrycatsmeat on January 27th, 2009 10:04 am (UTC)
haha, I like to believe that you hunted down The Boy for this photo and upon getting him and a camera in one place you shouted 'LOOK SEXY' before taking it.
every Starbucks should have a polar bear: Art: Pretty shoesscoradh on January 27th, 2009 11:04 pm (UTC)
Well, I've never taken a photo him (creepy stalker behaviour!), but he doesn't have to try, lol.
Lord Marmaduke Newbrycatsmeat on January 28th, 2009 09:23 am (UTC)
As a practising heterosexual, I'm not sure I can comment on his hotness.
oops: Ngghhhhhhoddishly on January 27th, 2009 11:11 pm (UTC)
I strongly approve of this list. If I told you that Gabe featured in the top three of my pick from them all, I have a pretty good feeling I wouldn't need to tell you who the other two are. And probably not the order, either.

I noticed the first dude and scrolled past, not really having the first idea who he is except for being vaguely recognisable, later realised he was actually your boy, stared for a good few minutes thinking he looks really, weirdly familiar; maybe he's got one of those faces? before FINALLY catching on.

never sed i was bright or nuffing.
every Starbucks should have a polar bear: Art: butterfly bookscoradh on January 27th, 2009 11:21 pm (UTC)
Hmm ... that's a toughie. :P

I wouldn't post his actual face here, lol! I'm mortally afraid someone I know will eventually stumble across this journal. (I can email you pics if you're insanely curious, of course.)
oopsoddishly on January 27th, 2009 11:57 pm (UTC)
I am already super-awed that you post unlocked photos of yourself; if you were posting photos of your Darcy I'd be on the floor. :)

Lol, well you should definitely send me pics of the both of you together so I can think positive, affirming, future-affecting thoughts of how you should always be in each other's photos, for the rest of time. Or something. :)
every Starbucks should have a polar bear: Art: hipposcoradh on January 28th, 2009 12:01 am (UTC)
It would be the epitome of stalkerishness! :D

I'll have to go scrabble around facebook, or something...
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every Starbucks should have a polar bear: Art: realityscoradh on January 28th, 2009 12:17 am (UTC)
I will do! :D Also, screened.