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27 March 2009 @ 12:04 am
cliff, shag, marry  
1) Comment to this and I will give you 3 people.
2) Post this meme with your answers.
3) Provide pictures and the names of 3 people.
4) Label which you would shag, marry, and throw off a cliff.


maple_mahogany gave me Jon, Brendon and Ryan. Pfft. If you guys know me at all, you won't need to click the cut! (But do, because there is much pretty inside. I maybe got a little carried away.)



Cliff: Jon.

Sorry, JWalk lovers! But with Brendon and Ryan in the mix, this was always in the offing. I'm sure his awesomeness makes him bounce.




I could neither marry nor fuck anyone who makes faces like this, for serious.




... although this makes for a compelling argument.




As does this. (Jon: I have cats. They're ... cats.)




Still, if he's making po-faces at Britney Spears, he would be even less impressed with me.




Besides, LOOK AT ROSS. HOW CAN ANYONE EVEN BREATHE WHEN HE'S AROUND, LET ALONE LOOK AT ANYONE ELSE?

Shag: Brendon.

In my head, it's canon that Brendon rocks at girl!oral.




He's kind of licking his lips at the thought.




He also wants to prove his skills.




Mmhmm, there are no doubts in HIS mind.




Besides, even if he sucked, you could just stare at this the whole time. And his freckles (!).



Brendon thanks you for your custom. Please call again soon!




But it's okay, B. I would be staring too. (Incidentally, good to know no one in this room has cataracts!)

Marry: RYAN ROSS RYAN ROSS RYAN ROSS. I would marry Ryan Ross forever, did anyone miss that RYAN ROSS RYAN ROSS RYAN ROSS?

Where to start with my reasoning? I think ... here:




Any guy who has the guts and originality and courage to wear something like that, and APPLY THAT MAKEUP OMG, has me. Anyway he wants me. Forever.




For fuck's sake, he's just basically gorgeous. Even if one of his pupils is strangely huge compared to the other. (I just finished ophthalmology; it's warping my brain.)




Remember what I said about not breathing? YEAH. So very, very pretty. And smiley. And glowy. (Although that could be his votive candle. I LOVE THAT YOU OWN A VOTIVE CANDLE, RYAN ROSS. I LEARNED THAT WORD FROM LISA RINNA. PLEASE DO NOT REJECT ME.)




It is possible I only want Ryan for his body mind imagination wardrobe bracelets - but who could honestly judge me?




Sometimes he pretends to be a real boy, but I still love him.



OH GOD I HAVE TO BE UP AT FIVE. OOPS.
 
 
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high and mighty mansplaining robotrimestock on March 27th, 2009 12:52 am (UTC)
so uh.

true story!

I looked at your icon and thought, "wait, when did Spencer take the drag king thing THAT far?! Still – I guess he felt left out of the post, otherwise..."

¬_¬

no comment.
every Starbucks should have a polar bear: Fashion: stripey socksscoradh on March 27th, 2009 12:54 am (UTC)
LOL FOREVER.

It does look kind of like Spencer. He would look FIERCE with that many pearl necklaces, true fact.
Lu (Not Your Average Retelling)elucreh on March 27th, 2009 01:14 am (UTC)
Shit, where did that votive pic come from?
every Starbucks should have a polar bear: Darcy'd do himselfscoradh on March 27th, 2009 01:26 am (UTC)
marksykins? Oops, it might be a private-ish one - but she did share them with me, so. It's from when he got his tricep cult tattoos. :D
(no subject) - elucreh on March 27th, 2009 01:27 am (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - scoradh on March 27th, 2009 01:30 am (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - elucreh on March 27th, 2009 01:32 am (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - scoradh on March 27th, 2009 01:35 am (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - elucreh on March 27th, 2009 01:37 am (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - marksykins on March 27th, 2009 03:25 am (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - marksykins on March 27th, 2009 03:27 am (UTC) (Expand)
Maple: Ryan guitarmaple_mahogany on March 27th, 2009 01:16 am (UTC)
I shall catch Jon with my open arms. \o/

But seriously, you have an issue with goofy faces but you're okay with BRENDON URIE?? :P Love that boy.

I ADORE that you love Ryan so much. Many many more people should be loving on him. I think he's a great big idiot who needs to be flicked on the ear and led by the hand sometimes, but I am incapable of hating on him for any reason.
every Starbucks should have a polar bear: bands PATD hee Brendonscoradh on March 27th, 2009 01:28 am (UTC)
See, that's why I wasn't at all worried!

... I never promised to make sense. :/ Besides, Brendon's face-making is INNATE. Jon's is ... not so much. THAT IS ENOUGH REASON IN MY BRAIN.

I think anyone can make the mistakes he does, but he gets vilified because he's well known and also is compared to the insanely stable people in his band. Even Brendon is less hoydenish these days, but they're still only my age! I want them to live the crazy good life I can't have because I am chained to a foot-high pile of textbooks!
Blindmouse: Mirror!Ryan + Brendonblindmouse on March 27th, 2009 01:28 am (UTC)
RYAN ROSS ♥ ♥

To be honest, though, I would probably shag Jon, marry Brendon, and force Ryan to be my BFF for all time. Possibly pushing him off a cliff would get in the way of this, except that true friends prove to you that you can fly

*Is ridiculous*

Uh, not actually asking for three names, as I have stolen yours instead.
every Starbucks should have a polar bear: Disney: Lion King splashscoradh on March 27th, 2009 01:31 am (UTC)
Marriage to Brendon would be EXHAUSTING, I imagine. You'd probably have to buy shares in Red Bull. :D But being Ryan's wife - you could just listen to him blather on all day or play guitar or sing (&ryansvoice;) or get him to put makeup on you. It would be AWESOME.

I suppose you could do that as his beffie too, but I also want his hot hot body. :D

DO. THEY ARE GOOD CHOICES.
and that was the beginning of fairiesnyx_nox on March 27th, 2009 01:34 am (UTC)
Oh poor Jon Walker!

Though you make a compelling argument for Ryan. Every time I think "Ahaha Ryan Ross you can stay at least 10ft away from my girly bits at all times!", someone points out his fabulously adorned wrists and I melt into the ground.

Okay three names, do me, do me! Possible inappropriate wording given the subject matter but anyways *g*
every Starbucks should have a polar bear: Art: hipposcoradh on March 27th, 2009 01:36 am (UTC)
JWALKS ALWAYS BOUNCE. LIKE TIGGERS. :D

I'm so glad many people think like you. It cuts down the competition. (I am only half joking, sadly.)

Alrighty then!

Frankie
JoeTroh
Brendon
(no subject) - nyx_nox on March 27th, 2009 01:59 am (UTC) (Expand)
not just posh nosh!yellsurprise on March 27th, 2009 01:37 am (UTC)
Personally, a marriage with Ryan Ross would lead to one of those on again/off again deals, where we'd constantly be on the verge of ENDING IT, until... we wouldn't. Marriage to Brendon would be too much for me to handle, honestly. He needs a STABLE LIFE PARTNER.

I would not be a stable life partner.

But JWalk! He's a boy! In a band of [almost] girls! Well, he used to be. Until Spencer realized that growing a beard would make him more manly, Ryan Ross hung up his makeup kit, and Brendon Urie decided that vest look hawt on him.

Johnny Waalker. Johnnnyy. Waaalker.
every Starbucks should have a polar bear: Bands PATD Ryan vneckscoradh on March 31st, 2009 12:35 pm (UTC)
I'd probably make a stable life partner. One of the tragedies of my life is that fact that my main characteristics are responsibility, reliablity, good time keeping and good time management. I MEAN HOW BORING IS THAT.

The way I see it, every street corner has a real boy (usually drinking/smoking/both). Very few street corners have a Ryan Ross!
(no subject) - yellsurprise on March 31st, 2009 06:54 pm (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - scoradh on March 31st, 2009 09:10 pm (UTC) (Expand)
mrsquizzical: bandom panic happymrsquizzical on March 27th, 2009 02:08 am (UTC)
i love it when people love ryan!

*beams at you*

of course, i couldn't get a sexual feeling for him if i tried, but i like the thought of HIM getting some... *makes not much sense*
every Starbucks should have a polar bear: Art: Candy lipsscoradh on March 31st, 2009 12:35 pm (UTC)
I do not understand or envy your inexplicable restraint, but ... more Ryan Ross for me! :DDD
orwhoeveriamorwhoeveriam on March 27th, 2009 02:39 am (UTC)
Ryan is all... I don't know, his hands are creepy.

Actually, all three of them I'd like to hang out with, but only if it was in a completely non-sexual way.

I can haz names, plz?
every Starbucks should have a polar bear: Art: dressscoradh on March 31st, 2009 12:36 pm (UTC)
They are long! And sexy! And skillful!

Sorry for the long delay - RL was kicking my ass - but here are three bandom peeps pour vous:

Brendon
Mikeyway
Tyson
Merit: BGretameritjubet on March 27th, 2009 03:42 am (UTC)
Me! :D

Them pretending to be real boys is always fun, because they'll be back to pretty girls soon enough. And the pictorial evidence is always entertaining.
every Starbucks should have a polar bear: ruthenia alba colour dances bluescoradh on March 31st, 2009 12:37 pm (UTC)
Sorry for taking so long, bb!

Vicky-T
Billiam
Ryan

They may try to hide it, but it's always there! Thank goodness.
(no subject) - meritjubet on March 31st, 2009 02:32 pm (UTC) (Expand)
allyndra: Brendon Taken by Tomradallyndra on March 27th, 2009 06:10 am (UTC)
Your picspam in support of your decisions is AWESOME. I giggled all the way through. Love it. IDK, I might switch Brendon and Ryan, personally, but you are very persuasive.
every Starbucks should have a polar bear: ra teapot and coloured cupsscoradh on March 31st, 2009 12:38 pm (UTC)
All picspams are awesome. I am forever meaning to do them, but I don't have time and also, my pictures are stolen from other picspams, so it's not like they're NEW.

RYAN IS MY BAYYYYYYYBE.
girl; obsessed: bandom - ryan sitscomplications_g on March 27th, 2009 04:57 pm (UTC)
Oh Ryan, he is just so lovely! <333

I just did this, but it's so fun, do me?
every Starbucks should have a polar bear: Fooish Marie Antoinette shoesscoradh on March 31st, 2009 12:38 pm (UTC)
Ryan is the most beautiful thing in the world. This is a true story.

Okay! Ryan - Pete - and Sisky!
(no subject) - complications_g on March 31st, 2009 12:50 pm (UTC) (Expand)
oops: ryan rossoddishly on March 28th, 2009 07:42 am (UTC)
Ryan Rossssssssssss <333

I actually rolled my eyes when I clicked the cut, because - duh. :)

I am so conflicted about where I'd go with these three.
every Starbucks should have a polar bear: Disney: Lion King splashscoradh on March 31st, 2009 12:40 pm (UTC)
HE MAKES MY EYES GO ♥___________♥

But tell me anyway!

OH AND OH OH OH - I GOT YOUR LETTER ON FRIDAY, BECAUSE I FINALLY WENT HOME, AND I WROTE A PAGE SO FAR IN REPLY BUT I'M SO BUSY AND ALSO SO CRAP AND SLOW AT HANDWRITING I MIGHT JUST EMAIL YOU A LONG LETTER AND SEND YOU FUNNY POSTCARDS INSTEAD ONLY WHAT IS YOUR ADDRESS?!!