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06 January 2005 @ 06:57 pm
I say staircases, for there are several...  

A girl from the School of Music in Cork did all the harp-playing for the LotR soundtracks. It was in the Independant. And my parents say I don't read the newspapers!

(...actually, they're right, I don't. I just look at the pictures and, on the odd occasion, the captions.)

I left them just now arguing over a survey of married couples, in which it was stated that married couples are at their happiest before they have children (surprise, surprise).

MUM: Was it a closed bias survey? How many people were involved? Probably ten.

DAD: Eighteen thousand.

MUM: You made that up!

ME: QED. *flees*

Watched Anna in Wonderland last night. (You know, the Irish lesbian ex-nun from some one of the Big Brothers?) I only mention this because she was investigating 'vampires'. I was intrigued enough to watch, even though they all looked like nutters on the ads and that is what, in fact, they were. But the show's whole creditability was shot when she interviewed the first 'vampire', whose name was - get this - Lucius Malfoy Lestat. (Anna has clearly not read either JK or Rice, because she didn't fall over in great spasms of mocking laughter at this, as I did.) Oo-ho, lads, we've had it wrong all along! Forget Snape, we should have looked to the MALFOYS for the vampire genes! (As opposed to Draco's jeans...oops. My bad.)

It was just a pity she (and yes, this vampire was a she) was not called Severus Snape Lestat. That would have made my year.

 

 
 
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every Starbucks should have a polar bearscoradh on January 6th, 2005 11:50 am (UTC)
She - the vampire, I mean - had actual vampire teeth installed, and slept in a coffin, and drank cow's blood...

...BUT HER HAIR WAS BLOND AND STREAKED BACK. SHE WAS A PS/CoS-DRACO-WANNABE.

I'm so glad that I'm not the most insane person in the world.
Insufferable, man.cynicalpirate on January 6th, 2005 12:23 pm (UTC)
I read the magazines that come with the Sunday Times paper my mum buys. Does that count?

Lucius Malfoy Lestat. DISTURBING. VERY.

*is freaked out*

*extremely so*

*freaked-out-ness not wearing off*

*do not think will ever be the same again*

Did I hear Severus Snape Lestat?

I hear your Severus Snape Lestat, and raise you a Dolores Umbridge Aguilera.

*has no idea how to play poker*
every Starbucks should have a polar bearscoradh on January 6th, 2005 12:34 pm (UTC)
I read them too! Mainly the Style magazine. Whatever it's called. Possibly Style. I adore and covet AA Gill so I always read the restaurant review even though I have never been nor will ever be in those food-houses.

Disturbing, innit? Slashers aren't the worst people in the world, yayz0rs!

Ooh, ooh, this is hard. I've only seen Interview with the Vampire once.

Er, Argus Filch Spears?

*howls*

Tell me how to make the tiny writing!!
(no subject) - lanitha on January 6th, 2005 12:46 pm (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - scoradh on January 6th, 2005 12:48 pm (UTC) (Expand)
We are each other. A A Gill is teh cool. - cynicalpirate on January 6th, 2005 01:12 pm (UTC) (Expand)
Re: We are each other. A A Gill is teh cool. - scoradh on January 6th, 2005 01:32 pm (UTC) (Expand)
A A Gill is teh mean. but also cool. - iceetoile on January 7th, 2005 03:29 am (UTC) (Expand)
Re: A A Gill is teh mean. but also cool. - scoradh on January 7th, 2005 07:01 am (UTC) (Expand)
Re: A A Gill is teh mean. but also cool. - iceetoile on January 8th, 2005 09:44 am (UTC) (Expand)
Re: A A Gill is teh mean. but also cool. - scoradh on January 8th, 2005 12:56 pm (UTC) (Expand)
Re: A A Gill is teh mean. but also cool. - iceetoile on January 9th, 2005 02:42 am (UTC) (Expand)
(Anonymous) on January 6th, 2005 03:34 pm (UTC)
Anna Nolan shall die a slow painful death.
She is, after the vampire programme, now top of my "when i discover how to become invisible im gonne kill u all" list!!!!!!! yes, she has replaced oh loud mouth cunt as my no1.
Guess what, this is my 3rd consecutive day reading ur diary! and you know how easily bored i am... Keep up the good work!!
re:lab time FUCKIN LABS!!!!!! I have 28 hours college a week, 15 hours of this is spent in a Lab wearing a "howie coat" - k its a dentist coat. don't know where howie came from! and we have to wear them in PHYSICS lab where NO chemicals atall are involved! AND Deirdre never joins in, evil bitch sits at top of room sniggering down at us instead of teaching us summat!!!!!
every Starbucks should have a polar bearscoradh on January 6th, 2005 04:12 pm (UTC)
Re: Anna Nolan shall die a slow painful death.
I was exceedingly disappointed...she doesn't look like a lesbian at all. Am glad to have amused, m'dear.

HAHAHA LABS. Sorry. But it's a well-known fact that teachers don't teach, they just expect you to absorb knowledge by osmosis...look at Dong. Or don't, because he was So. Ugly.

Why don't you customise your coat with sparkly things?
Lord Marmaduke Newbrycatsmeat on January 6th, 2005 04:40 pm (UTC)
But Lucius is a boys name. Not only is she weird, but stupid to boot.
every Starbucks should have a polar bearscoradh on January 6th, 2005 05:22 pm (UTC)
Maybe one of vampirism's less touted effects is gender-change. *le snort*
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(no subject) - scoradh on January 8th, 2005 12:36 pm (UTC) (Expand)
bat crimeiceetoile on January 7th, 2005 03:23 am (UTC)
dude. This 'vampire' is as psycho as, say, your hanster mood icons. But it would have been better if she'd (a she called Lucius. right.) been called Lucius Malfoy-Snape Lestat. Like in a kind of slashy acknowledgment to the slash fandom, although Lucius/Severus is just icky and wrong. Give me Remus/Severus all the way, baby!

I wish I'd watched that program. And have you never read a vampire!Draco or vampire!Lucius fic? I pity you. Actually, no, I pity me for having done so. I wouldn't recommend them.

You parents sound cool and funny from the outside. Sorry if they aren't. I heard that too, that parents are happier before having children. Except I always thought it was obvious. BC (before children): more money, more fun holidays, more naked fun house sex (aaaargh); AC: less of all the above, more screaming, more crying, more slashy fanfic writers refusing to do medicine.

Like you say, QED.
every Starbucks should have a polar bear: Prongsscoradh on January 7th, 2005 06:56 am (UTC)
No, really cool would have been if she'd called herself Severus, and got together with a pseudo-werewolf called Remus. A girl one. Femmeslash and slash in one easy step!

Not really; I've heard of them, as I've heard of many things in the fandom, but I kind of stay well away...

My parents are cool and funny from the outside. I'd love them even more if they weren't, like, related to me. Anyhow.

more slashy fanfic writers refusing to do medicine.

Like you say, QED.


HAAAAAAAAA.
(no subject) - iceetoile on January 8th, 2005 09:48 am (UTC) (Expand)
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Caitcoralia13 on January 7th, 2005 05:26 pm (UTC)
Okay, here's what I think we should do. You should find some still from this bizarre show you were watching of this Lucius Malfoy Lestat woman. Then we pair it up with my picture of the Death Eater meeting house. We use these two pictures to begin an insane, online, random acts of Harry Potter photo album.

Your thoughts?

And also, HAHAHAHAHA!
every Starbucks should have a polar bearscoradh on January 8th, 2005 05:32 am (UTC)
That's actually a BRILLIANT idea! And I saw a pub in Dublin called Grangers'...it's everywhere, if you look! I'm so going to google it.
(no subject) - coralia13 on January 8th, 2005 09:23 am (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - scoradh on January 8th, 2005 12:42 pm (UTC) (Expand)
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(no subject) - scoradh on January 8th, 2005 03:47 pm (UTC) (Expand)
gabbysun on January 8th, 2005 01:33 pm (UTC)
*g*

And I really can't say anything because that entire paragraph pwnz. (Lucius Malfoy Lestat is a rather ridiculous name, I think.)
every Starbucks should have a polar bearscoradh on January 8th, 2005 01:49 pm (UTC)
RATHER ridiculous?

M'dear, you are too kind-hearted for your own good. xD
gabbysun on January 8th, 2005 02:42 pm (UTC)
Ta-da!
. . .

All right.

It sucks.
Re: Ta-da! - scoradh on January 8th, 2005 03:59 pm (UTC) (Expand)
Re: Ta-da! - gabbysun on January 8th, 2005 09:02 pm (UTC) (Expand)
Re: Ta-da! - scoradh on January 9th, 2005 01:27 pm (UTC) (Expand)