30 June 2012 @ 10:17 am
fml  
texts i have considered sending this morning since i woke up smelling of petrol IN MY MOUTH

'wow that was some way to illustrate a metaphor. also, i hate you'

'that was the most gigantic dick move ever'

'just fyi, there are more polite ways to tell people to fuck off than getting off with someone else in front of them. also, i hate you.'

'i don't understand'

'can we be friends anyway?'

'i love you'

not even harry styles can make this shit better
 
 
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a kid on the lookout for transcendenceextemporally on June 30th, 2012 09:40 am (UTC)
<33333 :(

I'm really sorry, dude. That sounds like it sucks.
every Starbucks should have a polar bearscoradh on June 30th, 2012 10:16 am (UTC)
i dunno man i have watched a lot of holby city online for what reason i don't know and it's so terribly terribly inaccurate and i'm still so drunk i can't walk straight? so i think i'll be okay? but i will never understand the mens.
a kid on the lookout for transcendenceextemporally on June 30th, 2012 02:26 pm (UTC)
I'm glad you think you'll be okay. Also I miss being super drunk. <3333
every Starbucks should have a polar bear: anumberonme lighted pathscoradh on June 30th, 2012 07:10 pm (UTC)
Being super drunk was cool! Also I got to cry on three separate other men who patted me in bewilderment and one took me out to the field to give me a rousing pep talk full of metaphors while I sobbed. tbh I can see the appeal of being drunk, like, all the time.
Jennifer K. Oliver: James Hookjenniferkoliver on June 30th, 2012 11:30 am (UTC)
:( Sounds awful. I hope things pick up soon!
every Starbucks should have a polar bear: anumberonme tea party gunscoradh on June 30th, 2012 07:11 pm (UTC)
Oh, I've started to see the funny side of it already. Particularly when many people told me how much of an asshole he was and I realised that wasn't news to me. :D
Margravine Palavarmargravine on June 30th, 2012 05:16 pm (UTC)
Ow. That is definitely lacking class even by dick move standards. I know you're going to roll with it and any thought of him will fall out of your brain sooner than you'd expect, but still . . . FUCK THAT GUY.
every Starbucks should have a polar bear: stealin ur virginityscoradh on June 30th, 2012 07:12 pm (UTC)
I'm actually okay with him being a fucked-up asshole because I already knew he was. Unfortunately it kind of makes him more enticing in a darkside!Darcy sort of way. My head; you do not want it.
Margravine Palavar: Hat Margravinemargravine on June 30th, 2012 09:12 pm (UTC)
Oh, I know how that is. (My first fictional crush? Captain Hook!)

I married kind of a Darcy-ish asshole. (I think I was the only girl he was even nice to!) Separated now. We're still very close friends. Splitting up crushed me initially, but I cannot tell you how much of a relief it is now! Sometimes I'm giddy over it. God damn he was a pain in the ass!
every Starbucks should have a polar bear: 1D: listen with your mouthscoradh on July 5th, 2012 09:04 pm (UTC)
Oh man, I am really sorry to hear that! But also glad that you're doing well because of it? Life is SO WEIRD like that sometimes. ♥
ravurianravurian on June 30th, 2012 06:57 pm (UTC)
The second one sounds like it could be a compliment?

I'm sorry you were treated so shabbily. (And I know it's shit, but my first thought was: ooh, R, you can totally use that experience for your work. I don't know if I ought to apologise for that?)
every Starbucks should have a polar bear: 1D: Louis is shockedscoradh on June 30th, 2012 07:09 pm (UTC)
I know. I wasn't quite as coherent cerebellarly at eight am when I woke up still drunk. :D Note I did not send any of these messages. I mean, I'm still gonna text him, but not any of those. BECAUSE I AM LOSER.

Ha, he is SO going to be a character in a book. In fact, he practically already is, which was the start of my problems...
Sereniaserenia on July 1st, 2012 02:53 am (UTC)
Some men are complete assholes :(
every Starbucks should have a polar bear: 1D: adorbs Liamscoradh on July 5th, 2012 09:01 pm (UTC)
Totes magroats!
me: :(surexit on July 4th, 2012 08:51 pm (UTC)
THAT GUY SOUNDS LIKE A BELLEND. >:(
every Starbucks should have a polar bear: 1D: Harry sunglassesscoradh on July 5th, 2012 09:04 pm (UTC)
Ugh, the thing is, he is, but I was willing to overlook this FOR SCIENCE and he wouldn't let me. Silence is the worst.
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