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11 February 2005 @ 03:22 pm
Fee, fie, foe, fum, I smell the blood of my third muffin  

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, iceetoile ! Your house-elf smut will be forthcoming shortly. *smiles evilly in manner calculated to strike fear into the hearts of all who ship unpervertedly* (You know I've seen and read Hagrid/Dobby smut? With undertones of Harry/Dobby smut? Not to mention the Harry/Hedwig smut - and it's always smut, that's the most disturbing thing - that will one day take over this fandom and it's little dog too.)

Oh, all right. Only joking.

So it's FINALLY mid-term. A whole week free from ALL ART, Sharon's narcisstic whining, Mary's indecision as to whether she wants to be helped to quit smoking or not, Una's hatred of Green Day and Suzanne's...actually, I will miss Suzanne and her excellent take-offs of Tommy Tiernan. ('Who were you talkin' to, with your big happy man-face on you?' 'You were ridin' him with yer EYES!') I love my friends, but I love being able to listen to myself (and Barry) think even better. I need some time off, too, as I appear to have signed my soul away to write: Harry/Draco with house-elf weddings, Harry/Draco for BB, Harry/Ginny and main-pairing Lily/James, as well as other projects (such as the house-elf smut).

Anyone in Ireland should really avail of the Golden Disc's '3 for 30 euro' offer (for crying out loud, about thirteen European countries use the euro and there are STILL NO EURO SIGNS on any keyboard). The range is, naturally, limited, but it's a good deal all the same. I got Mean Girls, Cruel Intentions and the Urban Hymns album. Not to mention I wandered across to Eason's and ended up buying The Wee Free Men. (Of course you want to know all about my shopping list, in exhaustive detail! This is what they call a 'given'. After all I can't tell my mother, who in spite of  seeing me with a new book every three days, remains blithely unaware of the fact that she never sees any of the change from the fifty quid she gives me every week. I am physcially uncapable of not spending money when I have money, and also I am morally bankrupt, and yet she asks me every morning if I'm okay for money. Ehm. Long may it continue! Hear hear.)

Anyone had the Mars Bar drink? It's quite nice, if a bit gloopy. Sharon actually tutted when she saw me with it. She was there, 'How do you get away with eating stuff like that, and a muffin every day, and Kit-Kats at break, and Dr Pepper, and not break out in spots and turn into Tessie Ten Tonne?' Which is a bit rich coming from a size-ten ex-model. I pointed out that I weigh eleven stone, and even offered to share, but she would none, she gives you thanks, just kept on...and on...and on...for ten hours...she's lucky her flat has Sky, otherwise her assets would be way down.

 
 
Current Mood: relievedrelieved
Current Music: 'Lucky Man', Bittersweet Symphony
 
 
 
narcissusblack on February 11th, 2005 08:31 am (UTC)
*fangirls your icon repeatedly*

I just LOVE Dr. Cox so much! That icon just single handedly brightened up my day.

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every Starbucks should have a polar bearscoradh on February 11th, 2005 08:34 am (UTC)
Oh, no worries! I love Scrubs, but it is most incredibly difficult to find icons for, and even harder to get good icons. Feel free to take it if you like!
(no subject) - narcissusblack on February 11th, 2005 08:58 am (UTC) (Expand)
Insufferable, man.cynicalpirate on February 11th, 2005 11:03 am (UTC)
Oh, all right. Only joking.

*laughs nervously*

You have signed your soul away, remember? It was in the contract, I'm sure it was. In big bold type.

Anyone had the Mars Bar drink?

Such a thing exists? *drools* And it is not merely a Mars Bar that's been chucked in a blender so that it liquidifies?

... Baby Jesus, the blended Mars Bar idea actually sounds FANTASTIC. *runs off to make before can remember diet*
every Starbucks should have a polar bearscoradh on February 11th, 2005 01:20 pm (UTC)
Oh, hello dear! I thought you'd left. Was girding my loins in grief and everything. Whatever that entails, exactly.

Yes, and I even put a banner in my profile! (Doesn't the BB Draco look SERIOUSLY deformed? Is it just me?)

Oh indeed yes, and it only costs a euro! Great value! It tastes like a liquidified Mars Bar, though, yeah. If you're thinking about them, you could always do the Nigella thing - cover them in batter and deep fat fry them. As soon as I get my mitts on some batter - and a deep fat fryer - I'M THERE.

Diets are the spawn of evil. Like H/Hr.
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Minnow: robotminnow_53 on February 11th, 2005 01:20 pm (UTC)
House-elves, okay. Don't they get a sex-life too?

But Hedwig? That is a bit extreme. Like teaming a Mars Bar drink with a diet coke.

Btw, your fic's nearly ready. Astra's beta'ing it, and it should be back tomorrow with all the words cut! I hope to post it on Sunday, with quotes from your journal, but will let you know so you have a chance to contact me to delete your name from it if you need to!

Things my dear sweet beta won't allow me to say: 'Poor old Padfoot'; 'So very beautiful' (usually applied to Sirius); 'in good form'; 'freaked out'. That will reassure you. The list will be longer once she's read this one.
^_^
every Starbucks should have a polar bearscoradh on February 11th, 2005 02:39 pm (UTC)
Not when I have to write about it, they don't.

Well, I've drunk those in succession. But jeez, beastiality? With an OWL? There has to be a word for that, but I can't think of it.

No, I want my name on it! I intend to pimp it here, too, I mean, IT'S FOR ME. WOW.

'Poor old Padfoot'? That sounds very English tea and muffins. She is quite...scything, no?
Minnowminnow_53 on February 11th, 2005 11:20 pm (UTC)
Owls goes rather beyond bestiality, doesn't it? In real life, I'm an animal (well, cat) lover who is totally appalled by any suggestion of animal abuse. Makes me want to kill the perps. Shouldn't think I'm alone there.

She's quite scything: and a bit subjective! I always do a third and fourth edit myself and feel very guilty if I add something in case she wouldn't like it. I extensively beta'd and rewrote one of her fics, Numquam, when it wasn't working, and she recently went to check it out and found she'd missed a 'Poor old P' I'd chucked in there! Incandescent rage. I don't see anything wrong with it either. But Astras can be exacting.

Hoping, if my meagre artistic skills hold out, to do a special icon for the fic as well! Watch this space...

^_^
(no subject) - scoradh on February 12th, 2005 04:32 pm (UTC) (Expand)
Minnowminnow_53 on February 12th, 2005 04:23 am (UTC)
Hi, sorry to spam you. Just to let you know I'm putting the fic in my journal this afternoon, so I can do final messing about and see how home-made icon works! Let me know if there's anything you don't like, if you see it today, that is.
x
gabbysun on February 11th, 2005 02:48 pm (UTC)
(You know I've seen and read Hagrid/Dobby smut? With undertones of Harry/Dobby smut? Not to mention the Harry/Hedwig smut - and it's always smut, that's the most disturbing thing - that will one day take over this fandom and it's little dog too.)

*weeps*
every Starbucks should have a polar bearscoradh on February 11th, 2005 02:53 pm (UTC)
Yes, it was only one. I stayed away from that afterwards. Because of the emotional scarring, but MAINLY because of the blatant comma abuse.
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Lord Marmaduke Newbrycatsmeat on February 12th, 2005 08:50 am (UTC)
Is it euro dollars, or just plain euros?
every Starbucks should have a polar bearscoradh on February 12th, 2005 12:16 pm (UTC)
It's EURO. No dollars, and no s.
Lord Marmaduke Newbrycatsmeat on February 15th, 2005 02:38 am (UTC)
Piffle. Thanks though, I need to know for my programming coursework, and I really couldn't be arsed to look it up.
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Caitcoralia13 on February 14th, 2005 10:05 am (UTC)
THIS POST EXCITES ME FOR MANY REASONS!
Harry/Ginny and main-pairing Lily/James??? WHEN WILL I SEE THIS???
Anyone had the Mars Bar drink? WHEN WILL THEY GET THIS IN AMERICA??? What is the company that makes it? The same one that makes Mars Bars, right? Wait - do we even have Mars Bars in America...? Oh, NO!
I am so high-strung right now. Shifts is playing havoc with my sanity. AHHHH!!!
every Starbucks should have a polar bear: I believe I can flyscoradh on February 14th, 2005 02:50 pm (UTC)
*is vague* Eventually. I keep going to sleep in the middle of the day for no reason, and it's pretty hard to write when you're asleep. On the bright side, I intend to be alive for several more decades, so...xD

I can't believe you don't have it, what with all the other amazing junk food ye have! I will check the company, but I assume it's the same.

WHAT! NO MARS BARS?! WHAT DO YOU DO FOR NOUGAT CARAMEL?!! *mourns*
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