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06 March 2005 @ 01:51 pm
At least it's not a woolly jumper  
Perhaps I should just start embracing, instead of subjugating, my Inner Snark. Because, well, my Outer Snark has landed. Quite a time ago. The grass is growing underneath it and everything, I was just refusing to acknowledge that it was there.

DAD: …So Aaron asked me to go visit his building site, but I didn’t, because of the ice and cold //and I'm a big, fat wimp//.

ME: *gives him A Look*

DAD: Hey hey, what’s that about?

ME: So much for being the alpha male.

DAD: I - what? I never said that.

ME: On the contrary, you say it all. The. Time. *sings quite tunefully* Coming back to bite your ass, coming back to bite your ass…

DAD: Yeah - well - you - you - you’re the alpha bitch!!

Later we all ran outside marvelling and going ‘Oooh!’ because the sun was out. And all piled into the garden bench. (Wearing forty layers, of course, because we didn't want to, like, die of frostbite.)

PATRICK: *sits on Rachel’s head* Oh, my, god, you have grey hairs!

ME: I’m old.

DAD: She’s an old woman now, she’s nearly nineteen. She’s freewheeling down to thirty…

Not that there haven’t been outside influences and environmental factors to take into consideration, though.

Welcome, O Snark Me Extraordinaire.
 
 
Current Mood: coldcold
Current Music: 'E-Bow the Letter', REM
 
 
 
The Light Snarktasticsnarkophagus on March 6th, 2005 08:12 am (UTC)
More people should embrace the snark.

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Come to the snark side...

It had to be said. Otherwise it would be stuck in my head for ALL ETERNITY.
every Starbucks should have a polar bearscoradh on March 6th, 2005 12:30 pm (UTC)
Come to the snark side...

No, no, on the contrary, it's BRILLIANT! In fact...*shuffles toes* I just got sorted into Ravenclaw and that line would make a really, really good icon...

But if you's busy, I can ask gabbysun xD. Still - brilliance!
(no subject) - snarkophagus on March 6th, 2005 01:01 pm (UTC) (Expand)
*swoons* - scoradh on March 6th, 2005 01:09 pm (UTC) (Expand)
bat crimeiceetoile on March 6th, 2005 08:15 am (UTC)
Let your snark run free! ah, sarcasm. yum.

Wow, you really are ancient. *checks* Why don't I have any grey hairs yet?
every Starbucks should have a polar bear: Eyorescoradh on March 6th, 2005 12:32 pm (UTC)
Oh, yes. My Zimmer frame's on order.

Because you weren't sitting in a wierd sun-shadow on strangely-coloured hair? xD Or maybe it's just because you don't own my brother.
Insufferable, man.: geekcynicalpirate on March 6th, 2005 08:34 am (UTC)
DAD: Yeah - well - you - you - you’re the alpha bitch!!

Your parents are teh cool. You must admit it to yourself, because admittance is the first step to acceptance, or something like that. They are TEH COOL. *fangirls*

Oh, what? Of course I don't like you for your parents. I like you for you. Hush now, I'm writing a scoradh's dad drabble.

Especially I like you more because you have grey hair. That makes you like Holden Caulfield. *hearts* And he's half-Irish too!

Embrace away.

I am trying to write the Draco but my mum decided to throw a party ON MOTHER'S DAY for SOMEONE ELSE, which means she is not putting her feet up at all unless it is to stand on a stool, and everyone is playing the PS2 and checking their email instead of socialising (as you do at parties), so I am averaging about twenty words per ten minutes, as I keep on having to minimise Word so that no-one notices my GEEKERY when they walk past.

You will still have it by tonight though, unless that of which we do not speak happens.
every Starbucks should have a polar bear: Scrubsscoradh on March 6th, 2005 12:42 pm (UTC)
Yes, I'm only mildly traumatised by the idea of a My-Dad drabble. I'm pretty accepting, particularly as I only see him at weekends. Enough fur flies then, thank you!

I'll just be flattered by this reference, because although the name's familiar I don't know who is this Holden person. (I'd plump more for Liam Neeson, meself.)

Oh, how familiar that sounds! Mother/father/brother/random axe murderer passing through comes into bedroom, and I'm: 'Of course I just sit here for hours looking at my screensaver of unnaturally dewy flowers/Media Player setlist. What did you think?'

I hope the unspeakable doesn't happen. Whatever that is. I'll never know, naturally, 'cause I can't speak...*blow kisses*
(no subject) - lanitha on March 6th, 2005 02:15 pm (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - scoradh on March 6th, 2005 02:19 pm (UTC) (Expand)
Caitcoralia13 on March 6th, 2005 02:02 pm (UTC)
Your dad called you a bitch?
Okay, correct me if I have gotten the wrong opinion, but your family seems very close, in that you are all so similar and amuse each other so much with your general family Snark. That is very cool.
every Starbucks should have a polar bear: Crabbe angstscoradh on March 6th, 2005 02:12 pm (UTC)
Oh, yes. *is surprised* My family is quite vocal with the auld profanities, but my dad is a builder. And my parents are both management, which makes them not exactly the most chilled out and stress-free people. xD I hate it more when he says I should find a cure for the readin'.

Familiarity breeds contempt? I give out to my parents quite a lot, I must admit. They need shaking up (again, the management thing gives them big heads). We actually all spark off each other more than anything, which can be quite hurtful a lot of the time...but yes, generates exceedingly good snark! *g*
(no subject) - coralia13 on March 6th, 2005 04:19 pm (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - scoradh on March 7th, 2005 03:02 pm (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - coralia13 on March 8th, 2005 02:53 pm (UTC) (Expand)
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Jax: harrybedwheremalfoy by sra33imadra_blue on March 6th, 2005 04:46 pm (UTC)
*sporfles* You are very amusing, my dear. I am definitely keeping you for my collection.
every Starbucks should have a polar bear: Godscoradh on March 7th, 2005 02:58 pm (UTC)
Ooh, but I better have a BLUE plaque under my glass case. *nods*
(no subject) - imadra_blue on March 7th, 2005 04:25 pm (UTC) (Expand)
gabbysun on March 6th, 2005 09:48 pm (UTC)
*g* I love your sorting_elite app. *pats fondly on head*

SNARK IS GOOD. *eats*
every Starbucks should have a polar bear: Dancing kittyscoradh on March 7th, 2005 02:59 pm (UTC)
*revels* I think I'm officially James Potter...not to mention a landslide Ravenclaw. Yeah, and I need to shut up about it!!

Talk about it! Just getta load of your icon!! *bites off bar of snerk*
(no subject) - gabbysun on March 7th, 2005 03:21 pm (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - scoradh on March 7th, 2005 03:39 pm (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - gabbysun on March 7th, 2005 04:08 pm (UTC) (Expand)
[hijack] - cryptid on March 7th, 2005 04:58 pm (UTC) (Expand)
TERRAHRIST! :( - gabbysun on March 7th, 2005 05:06 pm (UTC) (Expand)
Re: TERRAHRIST! :( - cryptid on March 8th, 2005 06:55 am (UTC) (Expand)
Re: TERRAHRIST! :( - gabbysun on March 8th, 2005 07:41 pm (UTC) (Expand)
Re: TERRAHRIST! :( - cryptid on March 9th, 2005 06:17 am (UTC) (Expand)
Re: TERRAHRIST! :( - gabbysun on March 9th, 2005 02:57 pm (UTC) (Expand)
Re: TERRAHRIST! :( - cryptid on March 9th, 2005 03:21 pm (UTC) (Expand)
Re: TERRAHRIST! :( - gabbysun on March 9th, 2005 03:58 pm (UTC) (Expand)
Re: TERRAHRIST! :( - cryptid on March 9th, 2005 04:43 pm (UTC) (Expand)
Re: TERRAHRIST! :( - gabbysun on March 9th, 2005 04:51 pm (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - scoradh on March 8th, 2005 02:25 pm (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - gabbysun on March 8th, 2005 06:11 pm (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - scoradh on March 9th, 2005 02:36 pm (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - gabbysun on March 9th, 2005 02:58 pm (UTC) (Expand)
henbock on March 7th, 2005 02:52 am (UTC)
dirty dancing!
Hi got this icon for your benefit and maybe a little for mine your pperverting me!!! in a bad way!
every Starbucks should have a polar bearscoradh on March 7th, 2005 03:00 pm (UTC)
Re: dirty dancing!
Aw, honey, you shouldn't have! steals

Heh, H/D? You?
Lord Marmaduke Newbrycatsmeat on March 7th, 2005 05:04 am (UTC)
Kind of
every Starbucks should have a polar bearscoradh on March 7th, 2005 03:00 pm (UTC)
I think I'll get my sporks out if you don't start finishing sentences. Please.
(no subject) - catsmeat on March 8th, 2005 02:27 am (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - scoradh on March 8th, 2005 02:26 pm (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - catsmeat on March 8th, 2005 02:58 pm (UTC) (Expand)