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16 March 2005 @ 08:06 pm
Sinn Fein 'We'll kill them for ya missus'  

Okay, so here's the 911. Me and politics go together like tequila and E. However, over the last few days they have not. Shut. Up about the McCartney sisters, 'of murdered Belfast man Robert McCartney', going to the White House for Gill knows what reason to hobnob with Dubya and Pals. On the radjo and on TV. Me being me, all the furore planted little seeds of wickness in quite fertile ground and this is what resulted.

(Don't blame me, blame my camel!)

*in the White House*

McCARNEY’S SISTERS: So th’ IRA kalled our broather, even though we voted Sinn Fein allus.

DUBYA: *brightly* Shall we bomb them?

McCARTNEY’S SISTERS: Uh…

DUBYA: There’s quite a big chance it’d hit whoever killed he. Him. He. Him?

EVIL HENCHPERSON GOVT. BIGJOB: The word you’re looking for is Him, Mr President.

SHADE OF MARILYN MONROE: *in manner of chronic asthma sufferer* Happy Birthday, Mr President…!

DUBYA: Is it my birthday?!

EVIL HENCHPERSON GOVT. BIGJOB: No, sir. As a fundamentalist Born-Again Risen-From-the-Dead Extra-Concentrated Reincarnated Right-Wing Anti-Gay Anti-Free-Speech Pro-Killing-Ppl-Ded *pauses for breath* Christian, you abolished birthdays.

DUBYA: I did? Hot damn! Bring me cake. Also bombs. BOMBS, I SAY!

McCARTNEY’S SISTERS: *end conferral with walkie-talkies hidden in clothes* Actually, President Bush, could you aim the bomb so it explodes on the border, hence irrevocably breaking Northern Ireland away from the R- the Rep- the bit down below whose name escapes us at the moment?

DUBYA: Sure thing, y’all! Excuse me, I have a meeting with my publisher now. Another grammatical editor just spontaneously combusted. Cheerio! Bombs away! Ahaha.

 

 
 
Current Mood: amusedamused
Current Music: 'Letterbomb', Green Day
 
 
 
Rachelkindof_alluring on March 16th, 2005 12:35 pm (UTC)
*giggles* I like :D

"BRING ME CAKE. ALSO BOMBS. BOMBS, I SAY!"
every Starbucks should have a polar bearscoradh on March 16th, 2005 12:53 pm (UTC)
Thankee kindly. I truly have an insight into the great man's mind...not. *le snerk* xD
starts with k: courtesy of sweetdisguiseanyotherknight on March 16th, 2005 12:41 pm (UTC)
Tequila and E, eh? I can see that, although your grasp of polictics makes me think you'd be good as an evil henchperson. Any chance you'd like to join me in taking over small islands in the artic circle? Purely for peaceful reasons, of course...
*ISBOMBED*

Dubya: Oops... that's not Ireland.
Random Aide: Sir, the map's sideways.
every Starbucks should have a polar bear: Jesus the Puffscoradh on March 16th, 2005 12:55 pm (UTC)
I was thinking of 'bad' as in 'my liver, it is screaming!' there, as opposed to 'my brain, it goes ooh shiny' - just in case! xD

Sure, can I name one after my pet camel? *beams* Rockin' good idea, that man.

Random Aide: Sir, the map's sideways.

LMFAO!!!
gabbysun on March 16th, 2005 12:56 pm (UTC)
xDD Ha! You win.

Er, that is, your camel wins.

Um.

:O
every Starbucks should have a polar bearscoradh on March 16th, 2005 01:18 pm (UTC)
My camel passes on his deepest regards. And some cud. But that prolly wasn't for you.

Sleep, now?!
gabbysun on March 16th, 2005 01:33 pm (UTC)
Me, sleep? Or you, sleep?

'Cos I just got up. Like, six hours ago. ;D
every Starbucks should have a polar bearscoradh on March 16th, 2005 03:22 pm (UTC)
Oh no, I mean me sleep. I ALWAYS need sleep - don't it show? Ahaha. But I have tomorrow off! All hail random crazy saints!
gabbysun on March 16th, 2005 05:27 pm (UTC)
. . . I would say that I wish we got tomorrow off too, but hey we get the whole week off. ;D
every Starbucks should have a polar bearscoradh on March 17th, 2005 12:06 pm (UTC)
Bah, humbug!
The Light Snarktasticsnarkophagus on March 16th, 2005 01:05 pm (UTC)
AHAHAHAHA. You know, from the point of view of Americans who have brain cells, that's a very apt representation of the man.

Shame about that editor, though.
every Starbucks should have a polar bearscoradh on March 16th, 2005 01:19 pm (UTC)
Some say he is more intelligent than he looks.

There again, so're cows.

He died for his country. His mother was ver' proud. *wipes patriotic tear from eye*
Jax: boo by raelalaimadra_blue on March 16th, 2005 02:05 pm (UTC)
Skeery. Especially because it might just happen like that. @_@ Stupid Dubya. *kicks him*
every Starbucks should have a polar bearscoradh on March 16th, 2005 03:23 pm (UTC)
You said it, girl. I swear those women are only canvassing support for Sinn Fein AKA the IRA...huh.
Caitcoralia13 on March 16th, 2005 08:11 pm (UTC)
So scary. So potentially true.

(P.S. He's right-wing, not left. Your point, however, was got across.)
every Starbucks should have a polar bearscoradh on March 17th, 2005 12:03 pm (UTC)
My BAD.

*poof. does editing magic*

Imagine it was never there!
Caitcoralia13 on March 17th, 2005 02:11 pm (UTC)
Don't worry - I have a very good imagination!
bat crimeiceetoile on March 17th, 2005 11:58 am (UTC)
It's EXACTLY the same story here. Exactly. The McCartney sisters are all over the press.

oh.. going. sorry. packing calls.
every Starbucks should have a polar bearscoradh on March 17th, 2005 12:04 pm (UTC)
Not surprising - the English appropriate our musicians, why not our dubiously-political celebrities? xD
henbock on March 18th, 2005 12:42 am (UTC)
i feel so enlightened maybe its because im on fire! oh shit
I never knew Dubya was so deep. I never saw it before thank you for opening my eyes. I feel new found admiration. Well Im off to belfast for the wknd to play football(meet with the ira). Talk to you when I get back with medals(guns)Hope you had a paddys day and our roads are european so we have a new "colon"ial power!!
every Starbucks should have a polar bearscoradh on March 18th, 2005 01:11 pm (UTC)
*poof* It's gone!!
You are a psycho. Just so you know. I'm stealing your subject title, see!

You seriously going to Belfast? Please say not.
henbock on March 21st, 2005 02:02 am (UTC)
Re: *poof* It's gone!!
Oh I went and Im back and we sayed in a hotel in the most loyalist area of Belfast Our bus got stoned cos of the southern reg and Im seriously hungover at this moment in time I hate Belfast!