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08 July 2005 @ 09:44 pm
I'm sorry  
I really hate fake nails.
 
 
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starts with kanyotherknight on July 8th, 2005 01:51 pm (UTC)
I believe the Marquis de Sade was rather fond of them.
every Starbucks should have a polar bearscoradh on July 8th, 2005 02:06 pm (UTC)
I have read a birrova the Marquis de Sade and ergo am not swayed. I only liked the film. I find long nails on men quite disturbing and, on women, terrifying.
The Light Snarktasticsnarkophagus on July 8th, 2005 02:07 pm (UTC)
So, acrylics for Halloween? ;)

I agree with you, though. And the women who have the time to have detail put on their too-long fingernails just astound me. They could be doing something productive.
(Anonymous) on July 8th, 2005 02:43 pm (UTC)
>.< I'd never wear them; taking them off rips the protective surface from your real nails!

You can buy them with the little decorations on. Plus Superglue. And possibly a Survival Manual, for every small task becomes a great feat when your hands are suddenly an inch longer than usual.
every Starbucks should have a polar bearscoradh on July 8th, 2005 02:44 pm (UTC)
>.< I'd never wear them; taking them off rips the protective surface from your real nails!

You can buy them with the little decorations on. Plus Superglue. And possibly a Survival Manual, for every small task becomes a great feat when your hands are suddenly an inch longer than usual.
starts with kanyotherknight on July 8th, 2005 02:08 pm (UTC)
Indeed, but only the original sadist would truly hold any affection for the bloody things. Then again, Leopold von Sacher-Masoch might have liked them.
(Anonymous) on July 8th, 2005 02:44 pm (UTC)
More like fashion victim, of the sort that has orange ankles and knuckles from fake tan? xD

Who's he when he's at home?
every Starbucks should have a polar bearscoradh on July 8th, 2005 02:45 pm (UTC)
More like fashion victim, of the sort that has orange ankles and knuckles from fake tan? xD

Who's he when he's at home?
starts with kanyotherknight on July 8th, 2005 04:20 pm (UTC)
He's the original masochist. Sort of. He wrote Venus in Furs in the nineteenth century.
every Starbucks should have a polar bearscoradh on July 9th, 2005 04:59 pm (UTC)
How is that masochistic? Did she really not like fur?
starts with kanyotherknight on July 10th, 2005 03:53 am (UTC)
It was about a man who wanted this woman to dominate and humiliate him whilst in their relationship.
every Starbucks should have a polar bearscoradh on July 10th, 2005 12:26 pm (UTC)
Oh, twenty-first century living. I see. :D
Insufferable, man.: rings - proverbcynicalpirate on July 8th, 2005 02:55 pm (UTC)
Incidentally, doesn't compiling long, deep, philosophical posts like this exhaust you terribly?
Never tried 'em.
every Starbucks should have a polar bearscoradh on July 8th, 2005 02:58 pm (UTC)
It was going to be SO much longer
It was going to be about everything that pissed me off.

Then I realised what I posted about in the latest entry. So. :P

DON'T. EVIL PLASTICIFIED.
Insufferable, man.: slytherincynicalpirate on July 8th, 2005 03:00 pm (UTC)
Re: It was going to be SO much longer
I'm not sure whether that's good or bad, y'know. (Did I make the list? Did I did I did I did I did I did I did I?)

Haha. Consider myself warned.
one more storytelling monkeyrainspots on July 9th, 2005 04:44 pm (UTC)
Re: It was going to be SO much longer
Of course you didn't, silly. Unless you mean the "Favourite People" list. *eyeroll*

DO.
gabbysun on July 8th, 2005 03:31 pm (UTC)
*applauds* That's the spirit!

Once I let my nails grow for two weeks.

It was perfectly horrid.
one more storytelling monkeyrainspots on July 9th, 2005 04:51 pm (UTC)
I bite mine, which basically sucks hardcore. xD
kabeyk on July 8th, 2005 04:36 pm (UTC)
Customers stab me with theirs accidentally, so yes, much hate for fake nails. Also, I have nice nails that grow lovely and long anyway. :P

kxx
one more storytelling monkeyrainspots on July 9th, 2005 04:55 pm (UTC)
Yew bastard.

That is all I have to say.
kabeyk on July 10th, 2005 02:46 am (UTC)
*blows raspberry*

kxx
Margravine Palavar: Tigernapmargravine on July 8th, 2005 09:25 pm (UTC)
Fake nails freak me out. I went along with my sister once when she was getting acrylic nails put on. It was such a horribly smelly process and then her nailbeds hurt for a few days for god knows what reason. Probably some sort of evil bacteria. Gah.
one more storytelling monkeyrainspots on July 9th, 2005 04:58 pm (UTC)
No kidding. They just look so awful. There was a woman on the bus who had fake TOEnails. I couldn't stop staring. It was like a car crash.
Margravine Palavar: Clean Margravinemargravine on July 9th, 2005 05:37 pm (UTC)
I'd like to believe that you're lying to me and fake toenails don't exist, but I know damned well that something that disgusting is bound to be true.
amberthefool on July 9th, 2005 07:03 am (UTC)
I hate not having nice nails. But I keep biting them. Woe.
every Starbucks should have a polar bearscoradh on July 9th, 2005 04:58 pm (UTC)
Word, mate. Word.
amberthefool on July 10th, 2005 12:19 am (UTC)
*chews off the rest of her nails in worry and stress*