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26 December 2005 @ 07:31 pm
You can run, but you can't hide ...  

I am having a unique experience.

Being in my flat.

Alone.

I intend to see how long I can keep on using the same plate, butter knife, glass and mug without washing them. And I can leave my box of Coco Pops out. ON THE TABLE.

I'm telling you, lads, this is pure decadence.

Parentship and brothermissile gone to Engerland. If any of yis are in Bristol, wave. (How big is Bristol, anyway?)

I mean, who said we didn't have any? RTE put The Hours on as the Christmas movie yesterday. That had to be a joke. I watched the last hour of it. I don't think I'd have understood it any more if I'd watched the first hour of it. (Hee, sort of pun.) LESBIANS RUNNING AMOK AND NOT BRUSHING THEIR HAIR! WHOO! (Actually, were it not for the lesbian part, that'd be me.)

But afterwards, now: Stop, You're Killing Me. Dara O'Briain, Ardal O'Hanloin (some Americans, I know, are oddly addicted to Father Ted, the programme about Irish priests filmed in England. He's Dougal, the eejity one), Tommy Tiernan, Des Bishop and Dylan Moran.

Dara O'Briain and Ardal O'Hanloin are okayish. Ardal didn't swear as much as the rest, which was good -- someone should tell comedians that 'fuck' is just another way of saying 'um er' in stand-up. Tommy Tiernan is wired to the moon*, as ever. Good point about how graceful people are when drunk. And that God forgot to add five pints of Guiness to humans when he made them. Oh indeed. Des Bishop was talking about how Irish girls always say, "God, I'm frozen! I've poor circulation," which made me laugh but also blush. Because I do that. Way to seem all fragile and fainting-blossom-ish, you know. Also, it's cold.

BUT DYLAN MORAN.

I AM GOING TO MARRY HIM AND HAVE HIS POUTY BABIES.

HE IS GOD.

AND BUDDHA.

AND I LOVE HIM MORE THAN ED BYRNE.

MAYBE EVEN MORE THAN  EOIN, AND TIRAMISU, AND CATS, AND OPALS.

THAT MUCH.

"Being able to cry doesn't show a greater ability to feel, it shows a greater ability to cry."

"People say 'There's a problem in my relationship'. WHAT RELATIONSHIP? There's just you, them, and the room!"

Actually, Des Bishop is American, but in a few decades we  might condescend to let him think of himself as pseudo-Irish, so that's okay.

* That's a song title from the Revs. It's Irish night, k?

 

 

 
 
Current Mood: chipperchipper
Current Music: "I wish I was a girl," Counting Crows
 
 
 
Margravine Palavar: Clean Margravinemargravine on December 26th, 2005 12:21 pm (UTC)
I am American and oddly addicted to Father Ted. If it weren't for the BBC I'm not sure there'd be any point to TV at all.
every Starbucks should have a polar bearscoradh on December 26th, 2005 01:14 pm (UTC)
I'll give you it's funny, but underneath it all it's quite sad and pathetic. The only one who seems to have a really good time is the paralytic alco. Eh.

I agree wholeheartedly with the second statement, though. :)
moocowmisconstrue on December 26th, 2005 02:12 pm (UTC)
So how many days as it been so far? ;)
every Starbucks should have a polar bearscoradh on December 26th, 2005 02:39 pm (UTC)
One, and no Fairy liquid yet!
Emotastic!shortygirl0509 on December 26th, 2005 08:03 pm (UTC)
Being alone but never being lonely is the best.
every Starbucks should have a polar bear: Bellescoradh on December 27th, 2005 02:34 am (UTC)
Is it ever! ♥
Linza_linz on December 26th, 2005 11:38 pm (UTC)
Hooray for no hair brushing, I say :P
every Starbucks should have a polar bear: 12 years oldscoradh on December 27th, 2005 02:27 am (UTC)
Amazingly enough (or not) I only do it about once a week, and yet do not get "OMG THERE'S A TRAMP IN THE ROOM" ever.

Wow.

bat crime: soon!iceetoile on December 28th, 2005 12:06 pm (UTC)
I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY, BUT I BELIEVE THERE WAS A TIME I TOLD YOU TO WATCH BLACK BOOKS? HMMMMMM? WELL WHY D'YA THINK THAT WAS, PUNK!? HUH!? YEAH.

well, gosh.
Cait: L/J - grow upcoralia13 on December 28th, 2005 02:50 pm (UTC)
Yay for doing exactly what you want to over break! I plan to do the same and read loads more of your L/J fic! RIGHT NOW.