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30 January 2006 @ 09:43 pm
My flat -- like living with five Mrs Rochesters  
According to this week's Style, we bloggers are entitled to call ourselves 'citizen journalists,' if we feel so inclined. (Not that I think of myself as a blogger anyway -- I'm an ljer if I'm anything. But meh.)

Also, according the conservative American Right, the devious wiles by which BBM infiltrated the hearts and minds of Americans across the continent? Were, and I quote, achieved by RAPING the MALBORO MAN.

Who sued Malboro for his lung cancer, you know.

My new gastrointestinal physiology lecturer goes by the name 'Eamonn MM Quigley'. Put it up on his slides and everything. Every time he asked, "Now, does anyone have a question?" I felt a terrible urge to ask, "Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?"

I was drawing Harry and Draco chibi in Sociology (as you do) and, as a direct result, was outed as a H/D shipper. Fortunately only the girl who asked me if I was one had any idea what one was, so -- phew.

And three boys told me that my new haircut was, "Nice," "Snazzy," and "Lovely." My head is so fat right now ...
 
 
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kabeyk on January 30th, 2006 02:00 pm (UTC)
Yeah, whining about all the fics I haven't finished is just like real journalism. Idiots.

H/D shipper! *points*

You know, three boys just noticing that your hair is different is a compliment, never mind what they said about it. Hell, I didn't even notice you'd had it cut.

kxx
every Starbucks should have a polar bear: Dear ljscoradh on January 30th, 2006 02:03 pm (UTC)
I'd much prefer to read your whining than real journalism -- and your fics more than that. I seem to remember a promise about some H/D and a certain past Sunday? COFF COFF..

Although of course, of all the boys in the class, Cathal is definitely gay, Warren is in denial but extremely fey, and Eoin is just ... boundary-less.
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ex_ella_bane358 on January 30th, 2006 02:01 pm (UTC)
You snazzy chibi-drawing slasher, you! ♥
every Starbucks should have a polar bearscoradh on January 30th, 2006 02:05 pm (UTC)
My chibis bring all the boys to the yard. Damn right they're better than yours.

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(no subject) - ex_ella_bane358 on January 30th, 2006 02:15 pm (UTC) (Expand)
Rose: Harry/Draco comicfourth_rose on January 30th, 2006 02:36 pm (UTC)
Raping the Marlboro Man.

My evening is made ;-)

Yay, H/D shippers everywhere!
every Starbucks should have a polar bearscoradh on January 30th, 2006 03:25 pm (UTC)
Because cowboys aren't gay anyway or anything. All those leather chaps ... and whips ...

Whee!
patron saint of the mediocre: agirlnextdoor; smile; Lthrupenny on January 30th, 2006 02:40 pm (UTC)
'Citizen journalist'? That's the sort of title that ought to come with a trilby and pipe.

I downloaded the first four volumes of Yatteraneeze! Have not had time to start reading yet though :(

Your haircut must be spectacular.
every Starbucks should have a polar bear: Darcy Squeescoradh on January 30th, 2006 03:26 pm (UTC)
I have a trilby and a pipe! Whatchoo tryin' ta say? (What's a trilby, also?)

Oh, you're so lucky! I wish I was starting it again.

Not really. It looks like the chap's in your icon.
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every Starbucks should have a polar bear: Snhscoradh on January 30th, 2006 03:28 pm (UTC)
Really? I never knew that. I really must keep referring to myself as an ljer, because integrity and professionalism SO aren't my colour.

What's the Fourth Estate? Reminds me of the French Revolution.

Moi aussi.
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every Starbucks should have a polar bear: Fluffy the destroyer of worldsscoradh on January 30th, 2006 03:28 pm (UTC)
It's manga style! Really.

Um, yeah? You heard it, dumbass.

Aw, I love that song. I was sure it was written by Leonard Cohen, though.
Insufferable, man.: tablesexcynicalpirate on January 30th, 2006 03:36 pm (UTC)
Doesn't the 'Ladult' sound like a special breed of poodle? Also. Gill?

A REAL PERSON CALLED QUIGLEY = LOVE.

It must be a really nice haircut, to look "nice", "snazzy" and "lovely" even with a fat head.

Look at my saix icon. LOOK.
every Starbucks should have a polar bearscoradh on January 30th, 2006 03:47 pm (UTC)
I think it was because he was in Oman for half-term (his kids are called Ali and Flora -- so cute!). He wrote an article about it for the magazine thang.

Hairdressers can work wonders on seventy quid a pop.

That icon is VERY saixy, i'faith. Where'd you get it?
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Aliciaaliciajd on January 30th, 2006 03:57 pm (UTC)
Last summer, when talking with people at a large family get-together about Harry Potter, a cousin of a cousin got a glint in her eye and leaned over and whispered, "So, how much slash do you read?" I nearly vanished into the cracks in the concrete floor. She just grinned and walked away, and I've been very careful since. That gathering was make up of at least 50% rabid fundamentalist Christians, who probably would have considered burning me at a stake if they had figured things out.
every Starbucks should have a polar bearscoradh on January 30th, 2006 03:58 pm (UTC)
Wow! Now that's what I call HARDCORE shipping! Props, dude. Props.
Caitcoralia13 on January 30th, 2006 06:33 pm (UTC)
What's BBM? Poor Marlboro Man. Hasn't he been through enough? What with his not being able to walk or breathe.

The rest of your life is sounding fun and randomly silly, which is awesome. Let's hear about the new hair!
every Starbucks should have a polar bearscoradh on February 1st, 2006 11:28 am (UTC)
Brokeback Mountain. And why can't the Malboro Man walk? Am intrigued.

Ehm, it's dark brown, with goldy highlights, shortest layer is about eyebrow length and longest just below nape of neck. Very manga!
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every Starbucks should have a polar bearscoradh on February 1st, 2006 11:32 am (UTC)
I've been hiding the big lump on my skull for ... yup, decades now!

♥ Boy, do I know that feeling. Roll on Monday evening when my exam is over ...
muchspork on January 31st, 2006 02:47 am (UTC)
who on EARTH said they raped the malboro man?
every Starbucks should have a polar bearscoradh on February 1st, 2006 11:33 am (UTC)
The American Conservative Right people who wanted to trash the film for it's terrible perversions, like suggesting that same-sex marriage and homosexuality were perfectly all right and normal things.
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(no subject) - scoradh on February 3rd, 2006 01:06 am (UTC) (Expand)
Zilch. Zero. Nothing. Nada.inmyth on January 31st, 2006 04:27 am (UTC)
I'm known in my Maths class as the girl who watches gay cowboy porn and considering there're only one other girl in my class...yeah >_>.
every Starbucks should have a polar bearscoradh on February 1st, 2006 11:29 am (UTC)
... so you're a very popular girl?
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moocowmisconstrue on February 1st, 2006 03:52 pm (UTC)
asdfkja;sdlkfj; DON'T LISTEN TO THEM, THEY HURT YOUR BRAAAAIN.

but yay for haircuts~ they're always fun. :)
every Starbucks should have a polar bearscoradh on February 2nd, 2006 12:34 am (UTC)
Which one -- boys or the American Conservative Right? Don't worry, I don't listen to either.
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