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26 September 2006 @ 09:20 pm
Fatwa on freshers  
I know it's been said before, and far more eloquently, but:

DRUNK PEOPLE ARE LOUD, ANNOYING BASTARDS -- ALL OF THEM

I was prepared to be ambivalent on this issue, but since I've been back the shrieking and wall-banging and just general loudness when I want to sleep is really, really pissing me off. I'm well down the road of becoming a militant anti-alcohol type person thing. I don't care about people's livers or health (although god knows they should be) but the irritation factor is off. the. scale.

If I mixed sleeping pills with vodka, would it, e.g., kill my flatmates? If not, I'm going to the chemist tomorrow -- they're all so proud of being drunk enough to blackout, once more shouldn't be any skin off their stupid noses. I thought about filling the bottles up with water, but they're such connoisseurs of raw vodka they'd notice right away.

Oh, and I saw Harry's hair for OotP. He looks like a pure knacker. He'd fit right in with these drunken monkeys (sorry, monkeys everywhere), because he looks like he drinks cider out of broken bottles with that haircut.
 
 
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gwathhenationgwathhenation on September 27th, 2006 04:56 am (UTC)
DRUNK PEOPLE ARE LOUD, ANNOYING BASTARDS -- ALL OF THEM

Thank. God. Everyone else says "Drunk people are so funny. Drunk people are so fun. Don't I wish I was drinking right now? Drunk people are not LOUD. OBNOXIOUS. SLEEP-DEPRIVING. Drunk people are my heros!"

And my suitemates definitely aren't drunk right now. With their friends. Outside my door...
every Starbucks should have a polar bear: Marui: piss offscoradh on September 27th, 2006 08:52 pm (UTC)
Because being an alcoholic is something to be so very proud of, yesyes.

HEAD, MEET WALL.