I have only two things to say about starting third year:
1) Everyone is brown. The bastards. Never mind that I hate sun holidays, and that even if I lay on the equator for six years all I'd get would be a melanoma, they're all brown. This is what happens when your course term begins in August. Which is practically a human rights violation in and of itself.
2) In one of the lectures - I think it was on professionalism? whatever - there was a comic of a guy with a broomstick up his ass, and a caption reading We've been getting a lot of these since Harry Potter and Quidditch became popular. All I could think of was that Snape/Firebolt fic - I swear, it's a good thing I wasn't sitting at the front or the lecturer would be wondering why someone was spontaneously dying of the laughter. It's an awful pity, however, that I can't remember the context of this picture oh, FIVE HOURS LATER.
This year is going to be insanely busy. I want cat macros.
Wait ... there was one more thing ... on the tip of my brain ... what was it?
Oh yeah.
WINDOWS VISTA UNBELIEVABLY BLOWS HOMG.
1) Everyone is brown. The bastards. Never mind that I hate sun holidays, and that even if I lay on the equator for six years all I'd get would be a melanoma, they're all brown. This is what happens when your course term begins in August. Which is practically a human rights violation in and of itself.
2) In one of the lectures - I think it was on professionalism? whatever - there was a comic of a guy with a broomstick up his ass, and a caption reading We've been getting a lot of these since Harry Potter and Quidditch became popular. All I could think of was that Snape/Firebolt fic - I swear, it's a good thing I wasn't sitting at the front or the lecturer would be wondering why someone was spontaneously dying of the laughter. It's an awful pity, however, that I can't remember the context of this picture oh, FIVE HOURS LATER.
This year is going to be insanely busy. I want cat macros.
Wait ... there was one more thing ... on the tip of my brain ... what was it?
Oh yeah.
WINDOWS VISTA UNBELIEVABLY BLOWS HOMG.
Current Mood:
hyper

Current Music: heroine (sinead o'connor)
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