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23 November 2004 @ 11:18 pm
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The Battle For The Broomstick

By the lake, Draco stroked his broomstick. He had been busy with the broomstick for hours and now wanted nothing more than a lean cuddle or a tall massage from his lover Harry.

He said this last thought out loud, and all of a sudden his dark Harry appeared at the door, grinning smoothly.

"Put down the broomstick," Harry said loudly. "Unless you want me to stroke that broomstick on your finger."

Draco put down the broomstick. He was snarky. He had never seen Harry so green before and it made him angry.

Harry picked up the broomstick, then withdrew a polish from his hand. "Don't be so snarky," Harry said with a green grimace. "A lion bit my arm this morning, and everything became blonde. Now with this broomstick and this polish I can loudly rule the world!"

Draco clutched his muscled arm amazingly. This was his lover, his dark Harry, now staring at him with a green hand.

"Fight it!" Draco shouted. "The lion just wants the broomstick for his own dark devices! He doesn't love you, not the lean way I do!"

Draco could see Harry trembling amazingly. Draco reached out his finger and touched Harry's hand loudly. He was dark, so dark, but he knew only his muscled love for Harry would break the lion's spell.

Sure enough, Harry dropped the broomstick with a thunk. "Oh, Draco," he squealed. "I'm so lean, can you ever forgive me?"

But Draco had already moved by the lake. Like the glint of rot on a dead fish, he pressed his finger into Harry's hand. And as they fell together in a blonde fit of love, the broomstick lay on the floor, angry and forgotten.


Cheers, cynicalpirate !

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...chowburger on November 23rd, 2004 03:31 pm (UTC)
Heh, that thing rocks! *is far too amused*
every Starbucks should have a polar bearscoradh on November 23rd, 2004 03:52 pm (UTC)
I nearly cried laughing...I didn't intend for the word 'green' to be used like that!
gabbysun on November 23rd, 2004 05:29 pm (UTC)

every Starbucks should have a polar bearscoradh on November 24th, 2004 10:31 am (UTC)
Omigod welcome back! (Spiderman luvver?!)

It's excellent, isn't it? I died several times...'He had never seen Harry so green before...'
gabbysun on November 24th, 2004 10:13 pm (UTC)
YAY! (UMMM kinda!? Have you ever read the dubbed strips? 'ING HILARIOUS.)

Excellent in the purest form of the word.

I loves Mad Libs, I does. xD
every Starbucks should have a polar bearscoradh on November 25th, 2004 11:05 am (UTC)
OMIGOD, I just read one...spidey01, where the cops french-kiss!! Brilliant! I love comics so much *more* now...I fave'listed it.

Cool icon! xD.
gabbysun on November 28th, 2004 02:41 am (UTC)
They're the best, like, ever. xD

Thanks! peaces_icons.
Caitcoralia13 on November 23rd, 2004 09:01 pm (UTC)
And a Happy Thanksgiving to You!
by William Shakespeare

Enter James

Lily appears above at a window

But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks?
It is the Chocolate Frog card, and Lily is the stag.
Arise, wonderful stag, and kiss the suggestive text.
See, how she leans her chin upon her hand!
O, that I were a glove upon that hand,
That I might touch that chin!

O James, James! wherefore art thou James?
What's in a name? That which we call an eye
By any other name would smell as watery
Dost thou love me? I know thou wilt say "like a waterfall breaking over the cliffs"
And I will take thy word; yet if thou swear'st,
Thou mayst prove colorful.

Lady, by yonder suggestive text I swear
That tips on a rock the funny wand--

O, swear not by the text, the shiny text,
That sorrowfully changes in its beautiful orb,
Lest that thy love prove likewise beautiful.
Sweet, jumpy night! A thousand times jumpy night!
Parting is such picturesque sorrow,
That I shall say jumpy night till it be morrow.

Exit above

Sleep dwell upon thy chin, peace in thy hand!
Would I were sleep and peace, so sexually to rest!
lovingly will I to my wonderful eye's cell,
Its help to kiss, and my watery eye to tell.
every Starbucks should have a polar bearscoradh on November 24th, 2004 10:33 am (UTC)
Re: And a Happy Thanksgiving to You! *(Is it today? :o)
You didn't write this, did you?! Major laugh!

'Swear not by the text, the shiny text'...my mind is now totally corrupted!