delly: You. Like babies?
em: There’s a difference between liking babies and wanting them.
delly: Stats have eaten my brain … I thought you said there was a differential.
me: Yeah: the differential between seeing a cute baby and popping one out of your VAGINA.
It’s not that my brain makes my mouth say things like this. It’s that my brain makes my mouth say things like this when there are hot guys right behind me.