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28 September 2008 @ 09:25 pm
i'm the only one to blame  
I don't usually post about my dreams (except for that one time I dreamt I was a man-eating purple sheep, because that shit's just funny). I'll make another exception for the dream I had about PSTUMP'S BABY.

I was at a magazine stand and he was on the front page of Hello!, avec girlfriend and baby. The article said, 'Patrick joins his bandmates Pete and Andy in having a baby' and I was all, HOLLA, MINI-ANDY. The spread was mainly pictures, of course, because the people who run Hello! don't think the people who buy Hello! can read. (My dreams are very accurate and true to life, obviously.) (Incidentally, whoever stole Panic's exclamation mark should steal Hello!'s.)

Mainly, though, I was astonished that I hadn't heard about Patrick dating Colleen Rooney, the mother of his child.

Okay, this video.



Regarding which I am also posting, simply because I nerved myself up to watch it and if I had to suffer, so shall ye. I don't know why I'm nervous about watching band vids and not about, say, being asked to DRAW THE BLOOD SUPPLY TO THE LIVER, but if we knew everything what would god have left to tell us on the Last Day? (Aside from 42.)



#1: wow, toastmasters much? I haven't heard so many ums and ehs since the last time I listened to someone present a history. IE three days ago.

#2: they say 'disco' funny. Like, dee-sko. Funny haha AND funny peculiar.

#3: Ryan has the best poker face ever, but really? Half of the humour in a joke comes from the delivery of the punch line. He must get people going, 'Wait - what? Did he just make a joke? Was it supposed to be funny? Is it too late to laugh?' A LOT.

#4: we had a tutorial the other day wherein one of my classmates was told to go stand in a corner and say 'I will never use the term 'weak pulse' again' for ten minutes. I kind of wanted Spencer to do the same with 'Conciseness is my friend.'

#5: cryogenically freezing just one vocal cord wouldn't do much good, because the whole point is that the two of them vibrate together to make sound. Sry, Jon. I think that's what they call 'pot logic.'

#6: maybe one of Brendon's vocal cords was stolen and that's why he was so very, very silent.

#7: they all seemed so completely off their faces, like they were drunk past the point of articulation. I'm pretty sure Ryan was asleep at some point.

#8: I saw one of these before on actual TV, with just Ryan and Spencer; my brother came in and said of Ryan, 'He fancies him,' of Spencer.

#9: they brought props! Well. Spencer brought props. Spencer Thinks Ahead (but does not Practise His Speeches).

#10: there is no #10.
 
 
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every Starbucks should have a polar bear: Art: realityscoradh on September 28th, 2008 09:47 pm (UTC)
idek, aren't they, like ... exactly the same magazine, essentially?
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every Starbucks should have a polar bear: Art: Pretty headscoradh on September 29th, 2008 07:09 pm (UTC)
I can't really tell the difference, aside from preferring Hello!. (Does this make me upper crust?!) Though I do notice Hello! bends over backwards never to insult anyone, while OK has those little boxes with not necessarily salubrious anecdotes. Hmm.