every Starbucks should have a polar bear (scoradh) wrote,
every Starbucks should have a polar bear
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gluten is the devil's plaything

LOL GUESS WHAT? I PASSED MY DRIVING TEST!

It's pretty rad, not gonna lie. I was totally expecting to bomb it like the first time. In the end I only got five blue ticks! I FUCKING ROCK. IF ONLY FOR THESE FIVE MINUTES.

Now I just have to wait 19 months until I can trade up my Fiat shoebox to a pink Volkswagon Beetle, which I have wanted approximately since forever/I learned they were Barbie's car.

Also, also. Three-day old twins? More adorable than kittens! No, really! They were HUGGING EACH OTHER OH MY EFFING GOD.

I'd probably be like this if I was high: an effluvium of exclamation marks.
Tags: dude where's my life?, work is much more fun than fun
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