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15 February 2009 @ 09:30 pm
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Dear Taylor Swift,

Although I commend your taste in frilly white frocks - who wouldn't? - it would be a dereliction of duty if I did not inform you that ROMEO AND JULIET DIED IN THE END.

Dear Beyonce,

Really? REALLY? Did you REALLY just retard the progress of feminism twenty years, or am I imagining things? Plus, no one should wear those hip-enlarging leotards. No one. Ever.

Dear L'il Wayne,

Something of a misnomer, perhaps? Or did your anatomy fail to live up to your high expectations? And if that's the case, WHY ARE YOU ADVERTISING IT?

Dear Daniel Merriwether,

We've heard it all before. However, if you want to start a boyband with your friends Flora and Fauna, I'm all ears.

Dear Lady Gaga,

Trying to say your name aloud turns everyone into a twatsicle. This was your point, wasn't it?

Dear Kings of Leon,

I was never under you, but now I'm so over you. Brother #1, would it kill you to ENUNCIATE once in a while? Also, you bid fair to become as annoying and ubiquitous as Coldplay, given time. What indie cred?

Dear Britney Spears,

Still. Don't. Get. It. I didn't get it when we were both sixteen. I don't get it now. Plus, it annoys me yet that in that one song, there's a line that goes 'she's too fat/now she's too thin.' Sweetie, you were never too thin. At best, you're toned. Skinny? Get off the grass.


I hope your dancers get paid more than prostitutes. Otherwise, what's the point?

/public service announcement
Current Music: all of the above
oops: Heart in lacesoddishly on February 15th, 2009 10:51 pm (UTC)

every Starbucks should have a polar bear: Art: Marie Antoinettescoradh on February 15th, 2009 11:40 pm (UTC)
Yes; my madness needs not just a method, but moral support. >.>
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every Starbucks should have a polar bear: bands PATD hee Brendonscoradh on February 15th, 2009 11:40 pm (UTC)
Well, you never know ... anyone who thinks the proper ending to a love story is MULTIPLE DEATH probably digs it. Like, all those people who like action movies?
Taelor: palm treeromasquerade on February 15th, 2009 11:25 pm (UTC)
Yes, yes, oh my god, YES.
every Starbucks should have a polar bear: Art: owlsscoradh on February 15th, 2009 11:41 pm (UTC)
Whut, all of it? I had no idea my opinions were so widely disseminated! :D
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every Starbucks should have a polar bear: Darcy'd do himselfscoradh on February 16th, 2009 12:13 am (UTC)
I haven't seen it, but I find it a disturbing line all the same ... like, even in the olden days, it was kind of polite to ask the GIRL first.

Love Story is the first song that's got any play here, and it's not like we have country and western stations. I also really want to pull up the straps of said white dress. It's falling down!
uminohikariuminohikari on February 16th, 2009 01:31 am (UTC)
I don't know anyone on that list! Except Britney. :|
every Starbucks should have a polar bear: bands PATD group heescoradh on February 16th, 2009 02:02 pm (UTC)
You are not home with the downies, sry.
Merit: Bandommeritjubet on February 16th, 2009 04:26 am (UTC)
I was listening a song ages ago with a friend and the singer wanted to have a Romeo&Juliet style romance with his lover-girl. I thought that was stupid. My friend asked if I had ever been in love. At that stage I hadn't been in love...but um, mutual death isn't my idea of romance even now.

Hahaha. Beyonce. It hurts watching that video. That and If I Was A Boy (and it hurts that I know these songs, gah) and as Sergio says, Beyonce must know a lot of douches.
every Starbucks should have a polar bear: ruthenia alba colour dances redscoradh on February 16th, 2009 02:04 pm (UTC)
Romeo and Juliet is romantic for a given value of romance ... the part where they fall in love is pretty cute, although not terribly believable, but the rest is epic kinds of fail. As my friend says, Why didn't she just get pregnant? (I'm not sure why that would solve their problems, but she just laughed when I asked.)

Beyonce is a douche. It takes one to know one...
Merit: Disney Proud to be Fairiesmeritjubet on February 16th, 2009 02:18 pm (UTC)
The falling in love business was cute, as you said. But the singer wanted to die if his lover did. I guess I'm not into death that much? or not romantic enough? ...Um. Because babies make everyone happy! Especially when you're a teen!

Yes. If you want to challenge gender stereotypes, well, could there be less stupid stereotypes? Bah.
every Starbucks should have a polar bear: Art: dressscoradh on February 16th, 2009 02:22 pm (UTC)
Because babies make everyone happy!

Some more than others, my friend would like me to say. :D
And yes, they were teenagers. So it was undoubtedly lust. The only people you can really love at that age are your mommy and daddy.

Oh, you mean in If I Were a Boy? Really, if I were a boy, I'd go to a gay bar and play with my anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Merit: Bandom Brendonmeritjubet on February 16th, 2009 02:29 pm (UTC)
Definitely others. Ha :D
I remembering being surprised that Juliet was 13. Considering what a dork I was at that age, the epicness of their romance seemed a bit...impossible. But they figured out the mechanics of sex soon enough.

Probably what I would do as well. No dealing with underwire just the choice of boxers or briefs. Damn. There would be a gender changing ray. Science, do something useful! XD
karorumetallium: Bot says: karorumetallium on February 16th, 2009 06:09 pm (UTC)
"if I were a boy, I'd go to a gay bar and play with my anatomy all day. ALL DAY."

Oh, LOL.

May I iconize this? May I? XDDDD
every Starbucks should have a polar bear: HP: Elvendorkscoradh on February 16th, 2009 10:11 pm (UTC)
Well, sure, honey! It's not terribly original, but if you like it...
jehnt: bones - angela - good on youjehnt on February 19th, 2009 09:14 am (UTC)
♥ so much!
every Starbucks should have a polar bear: Scene girls: blue crownsscoradh on February 19th, 2009 11:25 am (UTC)
*complacently flips hair*