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21 May 2009 @ 09:08 pm
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You guuuuuuuuuuuuuuuys. I am SO SICK OF EXAMS. I have being doing exams for three weeks straight and I don't like it. (Surprisingly. Heh. This reminds me of a conversation where my friend said, "Oh, I hope this exam is easy!" and I was like, "Really? I'm banking on something super difficult, just because." Exams make you stupid. True story.)

Like, here is a sample MCQ for paeds@

True congenital heart disease is associated with:
- Maternal diabetes
- 10 fold likelihood that a previous sibling had/has CHD
- Failure to thrive
- Weight gain
- Periorbital oedema

THIS IS WHAT GETS ON MY TITS. About one percent of MCQs are written by someone who knows how to write MCQs. TRUE congenital heart disease - as opposed to what, FAKE congenital heart disease? YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT THEY REALLY MEAN. My MCQ paper yesterday included one that said "Thrombolysis is feasible up to 6 hours after an MI." Thrombolysis is feasible up to 12 hours post-MI, so this question could be true (anywhere up to 12 hours, including 6) or false (12 hours not 6, bitch). HATE. HATE HATE HATE.

On the other hand, doing absolutely no study for MCQs gets you the same result as doing lots, unlike essay papers, which require work, and why I am not in favour of essay papers.

I'm sorry this entry is so boring! Let's talk about ... Ryan's new girlfriend. Or 'female friend with whom he takes pictures draped over on beds involving stockings and suspenders.' I don't do that sort of thing with my 'friends', but LA operates under a different code of morals, I am sure. Her name is Kate and she is blonde. DON'T HAVE A TYPE OR ANYTHING, ROSS. I also think it's cute the way Brendon's girlfriend looks an awful lot like him. I am a bit sorry for Keltie. I get the feeling she was looking for a rather more permanent establishment, heading in the direction of the house and 2.5 kids. (Who is this point five of a kid and when can I meet it?) Whereas Ryan is very twenty-two years old, in the 'I'M A ROCKSTAR AND I'M GOING TO FUCK EVERYTHING! HAHAHA!' mode.

Also, Spencer said in some random interview that 'It's Saturday night and we're doing [insert random chart show here]. What are you doing in?' STUDYING, SPENCER MY LAD. It annoyed me irrationally and I've started thinking that you can't be friends with a Ryan Ross without being a bit of an asshole yourself. Don't get me wrong, I lurve Rossy and would welcome him in my pants in any situation that wasn't creepy (hint: there isn't one), but. He's an ass. Then again, music stations will insist on doing video interviews between Panic and people who introduce their pet gerbils as people. If I were Panic, I'd make my next album thrash metal just to throw the crazies off my tail. Our tail?

I think I've talked enough about people I don't even know for one night. What thinkest thou?
 
 
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every Starbucks should have a polar bear: Fashion: corset xrayscoradh on May 22nd, 2009 03:52 pm (UTC)
Oh man, the one today was even WORSE. I won't even say another word because I'll just start crying inconsolably and I need to drive home in a minute.

He doesn't any more, but he DOES paint his face like Donatello from the Ninja Turtles?

idk man, should I approve of pole dancing? In terms of objectifying women? Do they have male pole dancers (unf unf)?