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24 July 2009 @ 11:40 pm
hyperkeratosis, bitches.  
I have officially become a duenna.

My brother and my cousin, both fifteen, are going out to party. (Actually, they're going to the next and even tinier village to hang out in the scummy backs of pubs because there's a 'festival' on, but that's as close as you get to action around here.) They BOTH came into my room to use my full-length mirror and obtain sartorial advice. While I lay on my bed, eating nachos and reading a book. My social life, ladies and gentlemen.

Ugh, Brendon, a crush on Megan Fox? Could you be more unoriginal? Not to mention, Megan Fox does not ascribe to my ideal of female beauty. She is so very ... orange. I find it disturbing. Imagine if she and Zefron had a baby! They'd douse it in fakebake and lose it on Halloween in a pumpkin patch.

I wish I could indulge in some flailing about New Perspective, but alas, such is not possible when your dialup connection is slower than a sedated triceratops. Second-hand squee tastes pretty stale, let me tell ya.
Current Mood: complacentcomplacent
mrsquizzical: bandom panic bden spencer smilesmrsquizzical on July 24th, 2009 11:21 pm (UTC)
well, he's promoting the film. i guess he's gotta say she's hot. ;~)

i didn't LOVELOVELOVE the song, though the chorus is on my brain now. i think i will love it more when i hear the entire thing. brendon's voice sounded lovely, though.

and spencer is too pretty for words. *nods*
GaBiLady: the four j'sgabilady on July 24th, 2009 11:35 pm (UTC)
is there a link to the video you are talking about?
GaBiLadygabilady on July 24th, 2009 11:37 pm (UTC)

is there a better one than this?
mrsquizzical: bandom panic bden spencer smilesmrsquizzical on July 24th, 2009 11:46 pm (UTC)
that's the same as i heard. apparently the security at the con were really hard on people, not letting them film etc. sorry i don't know more. :~)
GaBiLady: disastergabilady on July 25th, 2009 01:01 am (UTC)
thanks :)
every Starbucks should have a polar bear: Fashion: cigarette smokescoradh on July 25th, 2009 09:59 am (UTC)
Yeah, I maybe thought that afterwards. But there are ways of saying things you don't actually mean, like 'She's an amazing person' or whatever. Then again, crediting Brendon with subtlety? Maybe not!

I saw pictures, and UNF. Objectively Brendon is hotter, but if I actually got to choose...
oopsoddishly on July 24th, 2009 11:35 pm (UTC)
Dude, nachos and a book ftw. And I'm pretty sure I've told you before that I await salonscoradh with glee, so, you know :)
every Starbucks should have a polar bear: Art: disco ballscoradh on July 25th, 2009 10:03 am (UTC)
Let me tell you, in my salon fake tan will not be allowed to cross the door! We will glorify purplish pale skin and leprous freckles until everyone bows to their OBVIOUS attractive superiority!

Harry's complete lack of ducks: stock: girls with guitarsharriet_vane on July 25th, 2009 12:12 am (UTC)
I take Brendon's "Megan Fox" comment with a grain of salt. It's her movie, it was her party, I'm sure everyone was talking about how hot she was all night, and Brendon and Spencer were probably teasing each other about which of them she'd go for. Ehhhhh.
every Starbucks should have a polar bearscoradh on July 25th, 2009 10:13 am (UTC)
I just read that he dedicated the song to 'Megan Foxy Fox'. That kind of makes up for everything, in my opinion.

I don't think she'd go for them simply because they are not fake orange enough. Trufax.
lstinhpfdmlstinhpfdm on July 25th, 2009 12:51 am (UTC)
I think he must just like girls with dark hair.
every Starbucks should have a polar bear: Art: disco ballscoradh on July 25th, 2009 10:14 am (UTC)
Audrey and Jac were blonde, though? I think he probably just likes 'hot' girls. Like most men!
lstinhpfdmlstinhpfdm on July 25th, 2009 05:00 pm (UTC)
I flail.

But I thought Jac was Ryan's gf, not Brendon's. The only picture I have seen of Audrey, she had black/bond streaks in her hair.
every Starbucks should have a polar bear: Scene girls: black and pink hair ftwscoradh on July 25th, 2009 08:01 pm (UTC)
I fail too! You're totally right about Jac. For some reason my brain insisted Brendon had more than one serious gf before Sarah - apparently not!

As far as I remember from picspams, Audrey was mainly about the pink. Sorta like icon girl. But she was blonde underneath?
bitchplzscenesalsa on July 25th, 2009 03:05 am (UTC)
Dude, don't let there be any shame in your game! I used to be the girl that would drink until she passed out in a puddle of vomit and was high every day and handsy with the pills, but now, I would be right there with you, lying in bed with nachos and a book. That's way better than going to a party, even if it's a party that consists of more than hanging out behind a pub. Although I am still partial to some wacko tobbaco every once in a while ;/. But I'd rather do it while lying in bed with nachos and a book than at a party, haha.

Lol. I can't really say much about him being unoriginal, seeing as I'm not very original myself, what with finding him the hottest member of Patd. It's not the first time I've been typical with my celebrity crushes either: Billie Joe, Britney Spears, Nick Carter, Frank Iero, Justin Timberlake and Jessica Alba, anyone? I'll reserve judgement until he does something like become Paris Hilton's flavor of the week.

New Perspective...eh. I love the line "Can we fast forward to go down on me", and I always love Brendon's voice, but as for the song itself...eh.
I was very happy to hear that even though what we've heard so far leans towards the first album, they're also going to be doing stuff that's more like the second album, because I love Pretty.Odd., but only like 3 songs on A Fever You Can't Sweat Out.
every Starbucks should have a polar bear: Art: b&w kissesscoradh on July 25th, 2009 10:17 am (UTC)
I have been craving nachos for a week. Finally going out and buying them and EATING THEM, it was like the fulfillment of a dream! I ate three quarters of a packet while I finished V, I felt so sick. So in a way it was like a hardcore party?

I agree with you on Bille Joe and ... that's about it. I think Audrey Tatou and that woman from the English Patient (WHY can I never remember her name?!) are like the epitome of beauty. And I find Timberlegs is interesting, but I don't find him hot.

AND NOW WE HAVE CONFIRMATION THAT IT'S ABOUT BLOWJOBS! Because we didn't guess or anything.

I kind of hope it's better than either ~? *is a bad fan*

Edited at 2009-07-25 10:19 am (UTC)
N/Abehindthec on July 25th, 2009 03:12 am (UTC)
lol orange. she scares me quite a bit, actually.

she's his beard. she's the girl all straight guys have to love in order to be straight. ;)
every Starbucks should have a polar bear: Art: hot air of balloonsscoradh on July 25th, 2009 10:20 am (UTC)
She is like a panther! An orange panther!

I was wondering at the time, "If I were a guy, I'd probably have to say she's hot in case everyone thought I was gay!" But it was too depressing to think I'd actually have to do that.
Merit: BBrendonmeritjubet on July 25th, 2009 09:57 am (UTC)
I can see why people might think she is hot and I can certainly see that she is attractive but she doesn't appeal to my personal aesthetic. But she is the current it girl, so very in to say she is hot? Until it becomes ironic to say - and oh god I'm thinking like a hipster :|

every Starbucks should have a polar bear: Art: Bollywoodscoradh on July 25th, 2009 10:21 am (UTC)
I'm not a hipster and I don't care much about current trends, but I guess she's like Britney was five years ago. There was something wrong with you if you didn't find her hot, etc etc. Me, I think both of them are kind of trashy.

It's like a female eunuch. I think. FUN TIMES.
uminohikariuminohikari on July 26th, 2009 03:38 pm (UTC)
..their social life isn't particularly awesome either though
every Starbucks should have a polar bear: bands Hush Sound balloonsscoradh on July 26th, 2009 05:35 pm (UTC)
More socially acceptable, though!