every Starbucks should have a polar bear (scoradh) wrote,
every Starbucks should have a polar bear
scoradh

fml

texts i have considered sending this morning since i woke up smelling of petrol IN MY MOUTH

'wow that was some way to illustrate a metaphor. also, i hate you'

'that was the most gigantic dick move ever'

'just fyi, there are more polite ways to tell people to fuck off than getting off with someone else in front of them. also, i hate you.'

'i don't understand'

'can we be friends anyway?'

'i love you'

not even harry styles can make this shit better
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