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02 July 2012 @ 11:09 pm
any song featuring 'oh oh oh oh oh' is musical gold  
I don't understand how I can buy an oven AND a fridge AND a washing machine for what it costs to dress ONE WINDOW. I didn't even ask for windows. I could have lived with like, an arrow-slit or something. This must be what the entire wedding industry feels like EVERY DAY.

So there is this song by Flo(w) Rida(er) called Whistle. It is a creation of subtle delicacy and is about blowjobs. The thing I don't think Flo/w Rida/er understood is that there is a part in which he addresses, I'm assuming, another dude:

I'm betting you like bebop
And I'm betting you love creep mode
And I'm betting you like girls that give love to girls
And stroke your little ego

that segues seamlessly into addressing the person who's giving him the blowjob. Who appears to be THE SAME PERSON. So yeah. Either Flo Rida is a lot more open-minded than I realised, or it's just lol. Speaking of which, Ireland's Tanaiste today said that he supports gay marriage! Yay for that!


I feel this is what happens when you let someone whistle in your hair.


Maybe it was this guy. Although in the Land of Tinhats, a pose like this is about ten seconds away from being a whistling scenario of its very own.


The generally accepted face of having your whistle ... blown. (NO THIS SONG DOESN'T EXACTLY PUSH THE BOAT OUT WITH THE METAPHORS)


In case anyone was having trouble getting the point here. (Source: http://textsfrom1d.tumblr.com/)

phamalama: allisonphamalama on July 2nd, 2012 10:31 pm (UTC)
lol I don't pay attention to lyrics of songs as much as I should, considering that I only got the analogy now... The song's super catchy though...

PS Did you see the tumblr top 10 tags on ohnoyoudidnt? aka one direction is there with larry tomlinson!!! THEY ARE TOO ATTRACTIVE FOR THEIR OWN GOOD
every Starbucks should have a polar bear: 1D: smexy Harryscoradh on July 2nd, 2012 10:43 pm (UTC)
Actually I have huge trouble with What Makes You Beautiful, because it is super catchy and makes me want to DANCE FOREVER, but it also has desperately misogynistic undertones. Also, I talk to the television advertisements like they're people. What you gonna do.

I didn't! Tumblr inspires a 'kids get off my lawn reaction' from me. I spend soooooooo long learning the ins and outs of lj and now there's like fifteen new places you have to be au fait with and ... I need to lie down. I will try look that up though, looks lol.
duchess gummybunsarcticfoxiest on July 2nd, 2012 11:38 pm (UTC)
Hiii. :D

Also, wow, Flo Rida, I didn't know that was your situation. And omg, WHEN YOU LET SOMEONE WHISTLE IN YOUR HAIR. I cackled.

That Zayn gif is no joke. Jeez.
every Starbucks should have a polar bear: 1D: screaming Louisscoradh on July 2nd, 2012 11:48 pm (UTC)

Well, I watched the video. He is standing on a CLIFF beside a STORMY OCEAN through which stride several amazonian-level hot women. Compensating for something y/y? But sorry Flo, I'm not going to fic your troubles.

Zayn is no joke. They keep trying to present him as a jolly prankster, to which I am all '... nope.'
Ginbackinblack on July 3rd, 2012 06:20 am (UTC)
Flo Rida = Florida. He's from Florida! ISN'T HE CLEVER ARGH.
every Starbucks should have a polar bear: 1D: adorbs Liamscoradh on July 3rd, 2012 04:41 pm (UTC)
... actually? Seems legit. No really, I'm actually rather relieved that his blatant spelling abuse has a proven reason behind it. Although I did NOT realise that's how you're supposed to pronounce Florida. :D

a kid on the lookout for transcendenceextemporally on July 3rd, 2012 09:19 am (UTC)
holy fuck that first picture.
every Starbucks should have a polar bearscoradh on July 3rd, 2012 04:43 pm (UTC)

Is this where it took you? Because SEX TROLL was my first thought.
.: Dancelintzu on July 3rd, 2012 02:23 pm (UTC)
I get weirdly emotional (happy feelings and faith that maybe there's something good in the world) when someone in the public eye comes out or says that they support gay marriage.
every Starbucks should have a polar bear: 1D: listen with your mouthscoradh on July 3rd, 2012 04:44 pm (UTC)
I was pretty impressed that our vice-president just randomly decided to do that! And on the radio when the inevitable 'but children need two parents (implication: of different gender)' argument came up, the presenter said, "Well, maybe instead of opposing gay marriage you should work to ban divorce and single parents.' LOL.
.: Harry & Nialllintzu on July 3rd, 2012 08:40 pm (UTC)
That presenter is awesome! :D
Pau494pau494 on July 4th, 2012 03:28 pm (UTC)
HAROLD, PUT IT AWAY. The face. And probably the whistle too!

Isn't that picture from a set where they all have crazy hair? Erm, crazier hair? Fun fact: I seem to have developed a thing for Harry with sweaty/dirty hair. I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW MY BRAIN WORKS ANYMORE.

When Zayn wears his hair like that I feel the need to whip out a Mean Girls quote "Your hair looks sexy pushed back!"

Well, I think this has been a great first comment to make in your lj. Hi! :DDD
every Starbucks should have a polar bear: 1D: pastelscoradh on July 5th, 2012 09:01 pm (UTC)

Man, I would read the shit out of a 1D Mean Girls!AU and twice on Sundays.