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23 January 2005 @ 07:22 pm
Like Class A narcotics, only more addictive  

My family are some bunch of sarcastic bastards (now I see where I get it from). I filled out the ol' CAO this evening, and printed out the form to file away. When my mother saw it, she said I'd made a mistake. I'm there, 'Where?' and she's like, 'You checked 'no' for Mental/Physical Disabilities'. Obviously I stared at her like a staring machine and she added, chuckling away, 'You forgot that insane thing you have going on. The medication'll be here soon'.

Ha bloody ha, I don't think.

Then I had to explain to my cousin, who came up to do the CAO herself on my comp., why I only filled out one course option on the dam' thing.

ME: You see, I know what points I got, and I know they'll give me a place, so I don't need to put down the other nineteen courses.

GEMMA: Right, yeah, but why are there, like, loads of spaces left, like, on the course choices?

ME: *facepalm*

Fortunately she's buggering off to Limerick if she gets the place, it would be quite bad (for me) to have her in Cork, competition-wise, as she is pretty and I am, not to put too fine a point on it, not.

Just realised I'll be going to the same uni as my mother come September. Oh lawks.

...Ooh, and Dara Lyons. Yum. And the Darmody twins, and Siobhan, and Emily, and Lisa. I will be, like, so alone.

ROSS O'CARROLL-KELLY RULES MY ASS. That is all. (And also why my writing lately has been so full of swearing, cynicalpirate.)

 
 
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Insufferable, man.: buying timecynicalpirate on January 23rd, 2005 12:04 pm (UTC)
*kills self laughing at you for the fourth time today* Your mother knows it all.

Don't be intimdated by Gemma's pretty! You could quite feasibly have that asymmetric, eccentric beauty that a pimp talent scout is just searching for, yearning to find!

And then one of these days he will find you and ship you to Argentina Milan to be a supermodel.

So alone. *laughs meanly*
every Starbucks should have a polar bearscoradh on January 23rd, 2005 12:09 pm (UTC)
Hrumphyeah. She thinks so, anyway.

Well, you know, my middle fingers ARE nine centimetres long from the knuckle...I am always, always, intimidated by the pretty so you know, if a miracle occurred and I turned pretty overnight, I'd die of shock from looking in the mirror.

I'd prefer Argentina, ashully. My cousin (Giles) says the birds are hot, so the boys prolly are too. xD
Caitcoralia13 on January 23rd, 2005 12:54 pm (UTC)
Sounds like the process is definitely winding down! Yay? Good luck!
every Starbucks should have a polar bearscoradh on January 23rd, 2005 01:25 pm (UTC)
Oh, yes. Mate, I am so over that it's not funny. I just said 'what the hell' which is a good enough reason to do anything...as is Dara L. Mmm.
Caitcoralia13 on January 23rd, 2005 01:36 pm (UTC)
I don't think I know this Dara.
every Starbucks should have a polar bearscoradh on January 23rd, 2005 02:37 pm (UTC)
He's not really a major part of my life; I've just had a crush on him since I was twelve and he fourteen. I've only ever seen him at Mass, and only fancied him because he was the only looker at Mass!
Caitcoralia13 on January 23rd, 2005 07:04 pm (UTC)
That's a boy's name? Is it Irish? Hmm... hot guy in mass... I'd have a crush too, probably.
every Starbucks should have a polar bearscoradh on January 24th, 2005 08:06 am (UTC)
Yes! Oh dear, confusion city...I think it's also spelled Darragh. Trust me, in Mass, anyone would do, anyone at all...xD
Caitcoralia13 on January 24th, 2005 09:34 am (UTC)
I can imagine. My mom counted bricks when she went to church as a kid. Of course, they were Episcople, not Catholic...
every Starbucks should have a polar bearscoradh on January 24th, 2005 10:10 am (UTC)
Actually, I've stared at statues for so long in church that they started to move...scary, for plaster.
Caitcoralia13 on January 24th, 2005 06:47 pm (UTC)
That IS scary. I've only been to church, like, twice - once for a wedding and once for my friend's confirmation. I've been raised agnostic, if you can call never really talking about religion being "raised" a certain way.
every Starbucks should have a polar bearscoradh on January 25th, 2005 12:57 pm (UTC)
All religion is bollocks anyway. BUT DID YOU HEAR?! JK called her daughter MACKENZIE! Jesusgod what was she smoking?!!
Caitcoralia13 on January 27th, 2005 09:56 am (UTC)
I knew a girl named Mackenzie once. And one of the actors in 'The Office' is named Mackenzie. I don't know if that will help you work through this pain or not. :)
every Starbucks should have a polar bearscoradh on January 27th, 2005 11:14 am (UTC)
Ah, it's growing on me. But Mackenzie Rowling-Murray?

Actally, that is nice. And it's not like she's ever going to be normal anyway.
Caitcoralia13 on January 27th, 2005 04:14 pm (UTC)
Haha - glad to see you've come around to it!
amazing vaguely humanoid armadillopersoncryptid on January 30th, 2005 03:46 am (UTC)
Actually, I've stared at statues for so long in church that they started to move...scary, for plaster.

Did you check for elderly reclusive magicians?
every Starbucks should have a polar bear: linnpuzzlescoradh on January 30th, 2005 10:26 am (UTC)
HA! No. Haven't finished that yet. My bad...plus, I think it was just the old glasses playing up. It would have been excellent if it WERE magicians, though...xD
starts with kanyotherknight on January 24th, 2005 06:06 pm (UTC)
Hmm... Sarcasm? From family? Nope, never heard of that. Seriously, isn't it the purpose of family life?; to be sarcastic and annoying in a safe atmosphere wherein people will *facepalm* and ignore you than smack you upside the head? Although, as far as I can tell (read: Grade 11 who'll procrastinate come next year), Uni apps seem to be something of a catalyst for inane, sarcastic behaviour, no?
every Starbucks should have a polar bearscoradh on January 25th, 2005 12:59 pm (UTC)
My family never took to sarcasm, whereas it came inbuilt with me and with no refund available. Sadly for them. Don't talk to me about uni...they wanted me to do medicine for the longest time, and it was only through severe procrastination that I survived at all. UP PROCRASTINATORS!!