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27 January 2005 @ 09:04 pm
Rabbit Hole Day!  

Supposed to be writing something wildly Looking-Glass-esque, I know, but hell, I have to dress up as a playing card for the Paddy's Day parade in Cork  (it was all bloody Sharon's idea, just because she wanted to be Alice and imitate Gwen Stefani for a day) so that's enough. Otherwise, I offer you something far more freaky than alternate realities and obese rabbits with lateness-complexes...an insight into my mind. And what I think of ye.

Or, like, the friends-list meme. Ganked fromcatsmeat, because he can't actually stop me, you know?</span>

1. Has the best username - cynicalpirate,</span>anyotherknight and  snarkophagus, because crazy compound words rock moles. </span>

gabbysun's is pleasantly orange.</span> 

3. Has the best colours - gabbysun, again.

4. Has the best icons -  cynicalpirate and gabbysun...

...henbock , for reasons she alone knows...

...catsmeat. The disturbingness gets hypnotic, as </span>coralia13 will attest.

5. Comments the most - coralia13. She can always be counted on and this is why I cherish her.

6. Is on all your friends' lists - *wails* I don't get this question!

7. Updates most frequently - prolly violet_quill. Never short of a smut, around here.</span>

8. Most interesting posts: cynicalpirate. (She must know I live for the BB. I've told her so...</span>

9. Most boring posts:

scoradh

10. Posts the most wierd things - catsmeat

11. Posts the most amusing things - you all amuse me, or you wouldn't be here

12. Posts the most surveys - __whitedash? Everyone?

13.  Doesn't post often enough - cynicalpirate, goddammit. Or Draco, whatever.

14. Was first added as a friend -  mortifyd

15. Was last added as a friend -  anyotherknight

16. Has the coolest user info - cynicalpirate, because I'm in it...</span>

henbock, because I'm in it (it's ridiculously easy to earn my undying love, you see)...</span>

catsmeat (all that blind devotion? I'm not ruling out narcotics)...

...snarkophagus (you tell it like it is! Now, if only I knew what anthema meant...)

17. Has the best personality - gabbysun, a_leprechaun

18. Coolest hair: a_leprechaun!

19. Has the prettiest eyes -  henbock's eyes are grey. GREY!</span>

21. Have never met in real life: Everyone excepthenbock

22. Is one of your closest friends - coralia13 for the fandom ,henbock for RL

23. Has the best taste in music - cynicalpirate and  catsmeatgabbysun, props for the classical stuff!</span>

24. Most artistic - gabbysun,  chowburger

25. Is the most photogenic - catsmeat . Hahaha.

26. Is the most intelligent - anyotherknight

27. The longest you've been without posting - a month

28. The longest you've been without reading - like, twelve hours? Damn college

29. Journal you enjoy reading the most - pottersues. Superiority complex boost ahoy!

30.  Is the sweetest -  gabbysun

31. Is the sexiest - you don't want to know what I base this on, rest assured it is very bad

32. Is a girl/guy magnet - I don't know anyone who attracts hermaphrodites

33. Is the most popular -  spectacular, I imagine</span>

35. Know the best - henbock

36. Been a girlfriend/boyfriend to any - well, I'm going marrying gabbysun and cynicalpirate.

...although not, obviously, at the same time.

That count?

37. Which one you would go out with - Anyone who brings vodka. Oh, as a boyfriend? Anyone who brings vodka.

38. Is the oldest -  mortifyd

39. Is the youngest - gabbysun

40. Is the best runner -  henbock . And when I buy you that bazooka, you'll be the best PE teacher in the world!

41. Who do you talk to most online - physical impossibility, that

42. Most like you - everyone who understands the whole VITAL NEED FOR SLASH FANFICTION. Other than that - something in common with me? You poor, poor fools.

43. Total opposite from you - Er, catsmeat,</span> mortifyd and snarkophagus , because they're boys? That's about as drastically opposite as it gets.

44. Is the most outgoing - in terms of what? I hate going outside, myself. Ew, nature.

45. Curses the most - snarkophagus

46. Is too naive - coralia13! *whispers* UL...SBP...H/J!!

47. Is the best dancer -  lanitha, of course!

48. Is the sluttiest - me? I'd do literally anything for reviews. Oh, and by that measure,  cynicalpirate , I guess. *winks*

49. Is most perverted - Define perversion.

50. Has the wierdest eating habits - iceetoile

51. Is always asking for comments - you can do that?!

52. Is the most helpful - coralia13, without a shadow of a doubt

53. Has the most friends - couldn't be arsed checking,  but I know from basically continuous reminding that  catsmeat has more than me, anyway.</span>

 
 
Current Mood: awakeawake
Current Music: 'Tick Tock', Gwen Stefani
 
 
 
every Starbucks should have a polar bearscoradh on January 28th, 2005 02:00 pm (UTC)
On the whole, the two things balance out. Although I'll give thee massive brownie points if thou manages to convert this James person to HP slash...*evil grin*
Caitcoralia13 on January 29th, 2005 11:30 am (UTC)
HAHAHAHAHA! There are so many things impossible about this situation that it is comical.
1. He is not my friend. Those quotes are all from class.
2. We don't talk to one another.
3. If we did talk to one another, it would probably end as soon as I mentioned Harry Potter.
4. If talk of Harry Potter didn't do it, talk of gay porn fanfiction definitely would.
The only factor that is not working against me here is that he thinks the naked male body is more asthetically pleasing than the female one, which is bizarre, because most girls (that I have talked to) actually find the female body more asthetically pleasing.
every Starbucks should have a polar bearscoradh on January 29th, 2005 02:03 pm (UTC)
1. Make him your friend. You have a mission!
2. Talk.
3. Tie him up.
4. Simulaneously flash him.

So do most girls I know, actually! I'm divided. I think male torsos are gorgeous. But the tackle on both sides is pretty ugly.

And he does, does he?

...what's his boyfriend's name?
Caitcoralia13 on January 29th, 2005 10:12 pm (UTC)
1. Okay.
2. Okay.
3. I see your point...
4. Uh...? I don't think I could turn a guy gay just by taking off my top. True, I have never put it to the test, but...

Yes, I am all about the shoulders/back/chest/arms of guys. Yum. For full nudity, though? Gotta go for girl.

He says he's straight, and I definitely believe him. He was very chill about it and just said he liked girls, but he thought that the male body was more asthetically pleasing. No accounting for taste, right?
every Starbucks should have a polar bearscoradh on January 30th, 2005 05:27 am (UTC)
We don't necessarily want to turn him. Just to sort of edge him around to the reading-slash POV...

No, I think the male full-on thing...not that I would be watching, but if I had to choose, I mean. Er.

He sounds Kool and the Gang and Associated Hangers-On. You definitely need to get to know him better, and tell me about it!
Caitcoralia13 on January 30th, 2005 09:33 am (UTC)
I like that you think the sight of me topless would make him want to read about gay men. Yeah, thanks. :p

He sounds Kool and the Gang and Associated Hangers-On. ...? Is this a cultural inside joke, or am I just especially slow this morning?
every Starbucks should have a polar bearscoradh on January 30th, 2005 10:09 am (UTC)
NO! Oh jeez. I mean, he'll be so amazed that he'll do whatever you tell him. Or something...

Okay, 'cool' means great. Then you have the song/band (not sure which it is) Kool and the Gang. And of course, you can also have Associated Hangers On, and Signifigant Others...I picked it up from Ross O'Carroll-Kelly, 'tisn't mine!
Caitcoralia13 on January 30th, 2005 08:30 pm (UTC)
Hahahaha!

HAHAHAHA!

I have had too much sugar. It's all good.
every Starbucks should have a polar bearscoradh on January 29th, 2005 03:17 pm (UTC)
On that point of male versus female beauty I have, in the last hour, decided. Male beauty all the way! Ouch! Talk about hot!

And for further convincing, JUST CHECK OUT THIS POST OF IDEAL REMUSES AND SIRIUSES. Phroar.

I'm torn between James Marsden, Jeff Buckley and Ian Somerhalder for Sirius (no idea who they are, but hey). Def Robert Swartzman as Remus. Hell, Robert S is the picture of my ideal boy full stop. What thinkest thou?
Caitcoralia13 on January 29th, 2005 10:26 pm (UTC)
Oh, yes, yes, yes - I agree that boys are beautiful and lovely and muscley and wonderful in so many different ways (and specifically a lot of those Remus and Sirius boys!), but when it comes to full frontal, it's just... Just. Maybe I'm weird. Actually, no, I'm not. Some of my friends (one a bisexual male and the other a straight female) were looking through the Playgirl last night and the general consensus was "YUCK!"
I don't suppose you've ever seen the movie "What Women Want"? Dumb movie, but basically the premise is that Mel Gibson can hear what women are thinking. Armed with this new power he excitedly tells his male friend, "You know Freud's whole "penis envy" thing? Not true. Most of them don't even like it!"
every Starbucks should have a polar bearscoradh on January 30th, 2005 05:28 am (UTC)
I've seen that film. And yes, he makes a point. But the thing is, female tackle ain't any prettier, if you get my drift. Bascially, everyone should just keep their trousers on when being photographed. Much prettier all around. xD
Caitcoralia13 on January 30th, 2005 09:33 am (UTC)
AGREED.
every Starbucks should have a polar bear: Scrubsscoradh on January 30th, 2005 10:10 am (UTC)
I shall write and inform Hugh Heffner directly.
Caitcoralia13 on January 30th, 2005 08:31 pm (UTC)
He must be aware of this development.
every Starbucks should have a polar bearscoradh on January 31st, 2005 10:04 am (UTC)
Judging from Playboy, one would think perhaps not.
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