Supposed to be writing something wildly Looking-Glass-esque, I know, but hell, I have to dress up as a playing card for the Paddy's Day parade in Cork (it was all bloody Sharon's idea, just because she wanted to be Alice and imitate Gwen Stefani for a day) so that's enough. Otherwise, I offer you something far more freaky than alternate realities and obese rabbits with lateness-complexes...an insight into my mind. And what I think of ye.
Or, like, the friends-list meme. Ganked from
catsmeat, because he can't actually stop me, you know?</span>
1. Has the best username - cynicalpirate,</span>anyotherknight and snarkophagus, because crazy compound words rock moles. </span>
gabbysun's is pleasantly orange.</span>
3. Has the best colours - gabbysun, again.
4. Has the best icons - cynicalpirate and gabbysun...
...henbock , for reasons she alone knows...
...catsmeat. The disturbingness gets hypnotic, as </span>coralia13 will attest.
5. Comments the most - coralia13. She can always be counted on and this is why I cherish her.
6. Is on all your friends' lists - *wails* I don't get this question!
7. Updates most frequently - prolly 
violet_quill. Never short of a smut, around here.</span>
8. Most interesting posts: cynicalpirate. (She must know I live for the BB. I've told her so...</span>
10. Posts the most wierd things - catsmeat
11. Posts the most amusing things - you all amuse me, or you wouldn't be here
12. Posts the most surveys - __whitedash? Everyone?
13. Doesn't post often enough - cynicalpirate, goddammit. Or Draco, whatever.
14. Was first added as a friend - mortifyd
15. Was last added as a friend - anyotherknight
16. Has the coolest user info - cynicalpirate, because I'm in it...</span>
henbock, because I'm in it (it's ridiculously easy to earn my undying love, you see)...</span>
catsmeat (all that blind devotion? I'm not ruling out narcotics)...
...snarkophagus (you tell it like it is! Now, if only I knew what anthema meant...)
17. Has the best personality - gabbysun, a_leprechaun
18. Coolest hair: a_leprechaun!
19. Has the prettiest eyes - henbock's eyes are grey. GREY!</span>
21. Have never met in real life: Everyone excepthenbock
22. Is one of your closest friends - coralia13 for the fandom ,henbock for RL
23. Has the best taste in music - cynicalpirate and catsmeatgabbysun, props for the classical stuff!</span>
24. Most artistic - gabbysun, chowburger
25. Is the most photogenic - catsmeat . Hahaha.
26. Is the most intelligent - anyotherknight
27. The longest you've been without posting - a month
28. The longest you've been without reading - like, twelve hours? Damn college
29. Journal you enjoy reading the most - pottersues. Superiority complex boost ahoy!
30. Is the sweetest - gabbysun
31. Is the sexiest - you don't want to know what I base this on, rest assured it is very bad
32. Is a girl/guy magnet - I don't know anyone who attracts hermaphrodites
33. Is the most popular - spectacular, I imagine</span>
35. Know the best - henbock
36. Been a girlfriend/boyfriend to any - well, I'm going marrying gabbysun and cynicalpirate.
...although not, obviously, at the same time.
That count?
37. Which one you would go out with - Anyone who brings vodka. Oh, as a boyfriend? Anyone who brings vodka.
38. Is the oldest - mortifyd
39. Is the youngest - gabbysun
40. Is the best runner - henbock . And when I buy you that bazooka, you'll be the best PE teacher in the world!
41. Who do you talk to most online - physical impossibility, that
42. Most like you - everyone who understands the whole VITAL NEED FOR SLASH FANFICTION. Other than that - something in common with me? You poor, poor fools.
43. Total opposite from you - Er, catsmeat,</span> mortifyd and snarkophagus , because they're boys? That's about as drastically opposite as it gets.
44. Is the most outgoing - in terms of what? I hate going outside, myself. Ew, nature.
45. Curses the most - snarkophagus
46. Is too naive - coralia13! *whispers* UL...SBP...H/J!!
47. Is the best dancer - lanitha, of course!
48. Is the sluttiest - me? I'd do literally anything for reviews. Oh, and by that measure, cynicalpirate , I guess. *winks*
49. Is most perverted - Define perversion.
50. Has the wierdest eating habits - iceetoile
51. Is always asking for comments - you can do that?!
52. Is the most helpful - coralia13, without a shadow of a doubt
53. Has the most friends - couldn't be arsed checking, but I know from basically continuous reminding that catsmeat has more than me, anyway.</span>
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