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02 November 2005 @ 09:14 pm
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Man, this thing is random. Seeing my last five comments out of context ... why, it's almost as amusingly garbled as biscuit Vienetta!

How to Write Smut, in Five Easy Steps

Now you go.
 
 
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moocow: [HP] tea time is good time for relaxingmisconstrue on November 2nd, 2005 02:17 pm (UTC)
Am wondering the same thing, got my pencil out and everything!
every Starbucks should have a polar bearscoradh on November 3rd, 2005 12:34 am (UTC)
Nooo ... *moans* You guys were meant to tell ME!

I guess the world is trying to tell me something. No smut for you! Except other people's yaoi ...
moocowmisconstrue on November 3rd, 2005 01:49 pm (UTC)
oooo, well then, that is an entirely different bag of beans.

Um... lemme give it a shot.
1. Get characters, any will do. Please know their genders ahead of time, their sexual preferences can change throughout the piece but it's important to know if it's boy-bits, girl-bits or squid-bits.
2. some sort of setting, vaguely. usually a floor is needed at the bare minimum.
3. how much clothing is there to remove?
4. oral sex? [insert peversion of choice]? buttsecks? just regular sex?
5. how many times do they come before you run out of muse?