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07 December 2005 @ 08:11 pm
There were three kings of Bethlehem  

*curtain opens on a certain living room in a certain student flat belonging to a certain person who really needs to get off the damn computer*

MARIE (the Finance student) is making coffee. LINDA (the Arts student) is slumped over a pile of matchsticks masquerading as a sofa. RACHEL (the part-time Med, full-time fandomer) is falling asleep on the microwave.

MARIE: My economics lecturer really sucks. Do you know how to do an ogive curve on Excel? I hate computers!

RACHEL: Oh, blasphemy! But I've fallen asleep twice at my desk and I have this insatiable urge to rip up my anatomy notes and feed them to pigeons.

LINDA: Yeah, well. Cuchulainn is a fucking muppet.

MARIE&RACHEL: *fall about laughing*

LINDA: *is soul of earnestness* No, really! He rips out someone's intestines and pours them in his shoe. Then he gets two eyeballs in his hands and fecks them over his shoulder. Then has sex with his wife and has ten more babies and kills them with water. Seriously!

RACHEL: *still laughing, ten minutes later*

So just think: when life gets really hard -- you could be learning about Cuchulainn's eyeballs. It will make it all better, I swear.

Um, I was wondering. Does anyone have iTunes "As Is" by Ani Difranco that they could YSI me? I'd pay back in kind. I wouldn't even ask only I can barely wait to get my hands on Out of Reason, and this song is amazing and not on it.

Current Mood: amusedamused
Current Music: "As Is," Ani Difranco
Jenniferfate_envies_us on December 7th, 2005 10:19 pm (UTC)
Pssssssssst...you got Crack-Broomed! :D Wooohooo for you. And...interesting conversation.
every Starbucks should have a polar bear: Douglas Adamsscoradh on December 8th, 2005 12:44 am (UTC)
Whee, cool! Oh, and this place is just a haven of, ah, interest. Not. ;D