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11 January 2006 @ 11:20 pm
Ich muss einfach jodeln. *  

* 'I need to yodel.'

Yo, biznitchez, this whole Defriending Amnesty thingammy? Yeah.

THAT SO NOT HAPPENING ON THIS HERE JOURNAL. YOU HERE, YOU HERE TO STAY. For good. Finito.  You are part of  'THE FAMILY' now.

And I do mean that in a cigar-smokin', Mafioso-mojo'in', "I have a blue fedora"in' way.

Have to mention, though, that sometimes my real friends come close to your lot's level of ice, baby-ness. I was texting Niamh. It went like so. (Actually like so, because I am one of those anal people who refuses to use text speak and hence sends messages the length of the Book of Kells.)

RACHEL: I have a bloody meeting with my mentor tomorrow. Man, but does that suck up my day.

NIAMH: Relax, you had to do it sometime. Best to get it over with sooner or later.

RACHEL: Gah, you make it sound like deep-throating or something.

NIAMH: Rachel! I'm shocked! ... I assumed you'd be an expert at that by now.

(This is what happens when you tell everyone you meet that your hobby is reading porn. Even if they don't believe you.)

 
 
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Remus Buttplug Face: dork!melazy_daze on January 11th, 2006 04:09 pm (UTC)
*waves cigar around also* fo' sho'.

I do not know if the Mafia types would say fo' sho'. But I don't imagine they'd say 'For sure!' So anyway, in conclusion, yeah :D
every Starbucks should have a polar bear: Spidermanscoradh on January 11th, 2006 04:11 pm (UTC)
This hour only, I'm giving away the fedoras free. There you go.

Nah, they'd say, "I sho' am takin' this to the mattresses."

And it is a fact that all I know of the Godfather is from You've Got Mail.
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patron saint of the mediocre: fuyu_icons; crazy drunk pedestrianthrupenny on January 11th, 2006 04:20 pm (UTC)
Are people still having defriending amnesties? I thought fandom had found the courage and strength to move on.

I've always wanted to be in the mafia a little too much so this is good.

I also hate the text speak. Did your friend really use an ellipsis in her text? That's commitment to punctuation, that is.

every Starbucks should have a polar bear: Smirkscoradh on January 11th, 2006 04:22 pm (UTC)
No, that whole day? Where people say, "You can just defriend me, if you've always wanted to etc etc."

WELL I'M SAYING YOU CAN'T, SO THERE.

That, or something like it. Two-three of my mates are like that. The rest use horrible things like 'cul.'
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cordelia_vcordelia_v on January 11th, 2006 04:42 pm (UTC)
OK.

I'm here to stay.
every Starbucks should have a polar bear: Reality failurescoradh on January 11th, 2006 04:43 pm (UTC)
I'm happy to let you pretend that you had a choice in the matter.

Guid.
M: LOTR: What are youvaguely_dirty on January 11th, 2006 05:33 pm (UTC)
Omg, what the hell? Link, per favore, signora? *knows no Italian*
every Starbucks should have a polar bear: fashion -- pink violinscoradh on January 11th, 2006 11:48 pm (UTC)
... wha?

I'm so lost right now. I am floating in a SEA of incomprehension.

I only know a bit of French.
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every Starbucks should have a polar bearscoradh on January 11th, 2006 11:49 pm (UTC)
Eh, loads of people on my flist were mentioning it. Anyway it was a few days ago. Anyway you can't do it!

It is the spawn of Satan, or at least a lower Duke of Hell.
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(no subject) - scoradh on January 12th, 2006 07:06 am (UTC) (Expand)
Emotastic!: Little Miss Vixenshortygirl0509 on January 11th, 2006 07:57 pm (UTC)
I'm kind of scared now. I fear I may wake up with a horse's head in my bed or something. :O
every Starbucks should have a polar bear: Woescoradh on January 11th, 2006 11:50 pm (UTC)
What, you mean you don't sleep with one already? Okay, yet another thing that's ticked 'just me' ...
Online I'm a Giant: loving gay menparthenia14 on January 12th, 2006 01:02 am (UTC)
I have fantasies about running one of those posts that say 'Defriend me now, bitches, because I haven't enough hours in the day to read your drunken emo ramblings about Harry Potter, your cat, Celine Dion, and the fact that your job sucks...'

...and then I remember that I write quite a lot of those, and also (and mainly) I have a wee cute friendslist that is No Bother At All.

Actually, I've just realised i work backwards on LJ: I friend people because of their journal and then later on work out that they're a writer.
every Starbucks should have a polar bear: P&P hatsscoradh on January 12th, 2006 06:26 am (UTC)
I don't work. For many reasons, med school isn't defined as a 'job', but the main one is that I no get paid. Like, squat. Nada. For the rest, I can tick applicable.

I feel so accomplished.

! But everyone on lj's a writer.
wildestranger on January 12th, 2006 01:56 am (UTC)
Hah. As if I could defriend somebody when I know there is porn on the way.
every Starbucks should have a polar bear: writingscoradh on January 12th, 2006 06:22 am (UTC)
What porn? I know of no porn.

Not proper porn, at the very least.
Lord Marmaduke Newbrycatsmeat on January 12th, 2006 04:04 am (UTC)
But reading porn is not the same as acting it out!
every Starbucks should have a polar bear: Kitten wtf?scoradh on January 12th, 2006 06:23 am (UTC)
Well, no. That is kind of the point.

In other news, the Thing from the Black Swamp has returned! w00t!
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Lord Marmaduke Newbrycatsmeat on January 12th, 2006 04:08 am (UTC)
Also, I really don't ever unfriend people. I screen if I don't want to read their stuff, but I never unfriend.

I also visit woe unto those that unfriend me!
every Starbucks should have a polar bearscoradh on January 12th, 2006 06:24 am (UTC)
I screened stuff for a while back a few months ago.

Then I started med school, and my time for procrastination, like, doubled. Don't need filters no more.

I SAID IT FIRST.
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every Starbucks should have a polar bear: Harry Big Bangscoradh on January 12th, 2006 06:27 am (UTC)
Endless 'eee's are coming your way at this point.

I'm so bleedin' worried about that.
bat crime: dying breediceetoile on January 12th, 2006 09:20 am (UTC)
am amnesty on friendship. Sounds like it could catch on, kind of like the holocaust and Stalin's purges. *gulp*

2. your mentor? like Yoda?

3. doesn't the book of Kells have all pictures?
every Starbucks should have a polar bearscoradh on January 12th, 2006 10:50 am (UTC)
2. Sort of, only she's Italian, pregnant and doesn't speak in fragments.

3. Shutupshutupshutup.
cutecoati: Kittenscutecoati on January 12th, 2006 02:01 pm (UTC)
*clings to you*

Me so in love with rabbit icon...
every Starbucks should have a polar bearscoradh on January 12th, 2006 02:08 pm (UTC)
I know your ways, wench! You only love me for my wabbits!
Rose: Big eyesfourth_rose on January 12th, 2006 02:11 pm (UTC)
OMG DON'T do anything like that subject line to a German-speaking person! I almost choked on my tongue, and you would have one person less on your flist! ;-)

(If your subject lines don't kill me, I'm not going anywhere, mind you.)
every Starbucks should have a polar bear: Stressscoradh on January 14th, 2006 01:07 pm (UTC)
It means something else, doesn't it. It does. OH MEIN GOTT.

Homicide by lj. That'd have to be a first, right?
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moocow: i am a pretty princessmisconstrue on January 12th, 2006 04:48 pm (UTC)
Defriending Amnesty? hur?

ah yes, I suffer that same issue. le sigh. I do read things other than porn ... sometimes.
every Starbucks should have a polar bearscoradh on January 14th, 2006 01:08 pm (UTC)
I've opened up a whole can of worms here. It was something someone said that obviously did not take off to the extent I assumed it had ...

I never do. This journal is a cleverly diguised LESBIAN PORNO. Ho yeah.