1. Jessica: You don't just wake up one day and realise Oh, I'm gay.
Mary: I did.
2. On inspecting the kidney of a dead man:
Me: So, that thing from the kidney's leading down south ... it must be a ureter going to the bladder, right?
Michael: It's going to the cul de sac.
3. I'm going to start posting fic on this journal again and use the other as a storage space. If that bothers anyone
Rhett Butler: Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.