Or not, because what I have to say is this:
I'm never going to be able to write fic in this fandom! All I know about Japanese culture is that on Japanese Airlines they give you this horrific little bundle of rice with something bright pink in it that I've never dared to taste. With every meal. And that people are short.
Sigh. A lurker's life is the life for me. Still, it's not like posting HP fic did anything much except make me (more) bitter and twisted, after all.
On that note, I have a whopper H/D fic coming soon. You could probably get it for a euro on the new Eurosaver Menu at McDonald's. And now I am raving like a loon from Loonville, USA.
(This post was brought to you by reading 2 and 1/2 snippets of fic on bookshop's anon crit meme. Thank you.)